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De-Motivational
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RE: De-Motivational
February 4, 2014 at 10:52 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
February 6, 2014 at 12:47 am
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
February 6, 2014 at 5:24 am (This post was last modified: February 6, 2014 at 5:52 am by KichigaiNeko.)
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For the "health conscious"
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more info .....> Cassowary: Australia's Velociraptor

So, while we might never get to see a real-life version of 'Jurassic Park' play out, we can still see the modern day answer to dinosaurs in special places. Thus, meet the Cassowary, one of the most dynamically beautiful creatures found in the outback.

Read all about it here: http://www.fromquarkstoquasars.com/casso...ociraptor/
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Think about it?

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Quote:“Humans should rise above their primitive drives to hunt and kill. Such things are fit only for mindless beasts of instinct and necessity who know no better!”

The anti would have all humankind walking through the world without leaving a footprint, viewing it all from a superior, non-participatory perspective, much as God might walk through the world gazing at all that he had made and declaring it very good.

The anti-hunters appear to consider that their brand of non-participating observation of the natural world makes them somehow more “in tune” with it, and this I find strangest and most alien of all their philosophies.

"We don't own the planet. We're just managing it for future generations....or maybe a/god", appears to be their collective and very patriarchal attitude, and assuming this high-minded stewardship role sets them outside the fellowship of the eternal struggle that binds all creatures together.

Full article .... http://thehunterstand.blogspot.com.au/20...ive_5.html
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Said no Christian EVER!
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Needs repeating...over and ...over...again
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For the "Bunny Club"
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Awesome Nail art
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http://stylishlady.net/page/5/
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"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: De-Motivational
February 6, 2014 at 6:21 am
Excellent work
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: De-Motivational
February 9, 2014 at 1:23 am
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RE: De-Motivational
February 14, 2014 at 9:12 am (This post was last modified: February 14, 2014 at 9:56 am by KichigaiNeko.)
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll

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Tysonism Valentines
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There is a full moon tonight
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Happy Valentine's Day/Happy Lupercalia
For Zen
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So true
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For Ivy
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Mr Maher has a point.
For lovers of Terry Pratchett ...by Paul Kidby
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For Darwin's Day
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For our theists
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Apparently this is a REAL product https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/h...0546_n.jpg

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"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: De-Motivational
February 14, 2014 at 10:13 am (This post was last modified: February 14, 2014 at 10:33 am by KichigaiNeko.)
If ONLY one could make theists see the sense in this statement. *le sigh
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Why pray or have faith?
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For Ivy
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Too precious (but not enough for it's own thread)
Soul Pattinson (large franchise in Australia) drops Catholic chemist owner who discourages customers from buying contraception
Quote:A CATHOLIC owner of a chemist who discourages customers from buying oral contraception for birth control purposes has been dropped from the Soul Pattinson group overnight.
Last night Soul Pattinson released an official statement on their website and Facebook page, after a frenzied social media backlash to the pharmacist’s public stance on birth control.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/...6826926272
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Not just here in Oz
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Just so you know :S
Meanwhile in Perth WA
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Good Grief!
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Here's the linky http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malays...rmon-warns
Happy Valentine's from one of my favourite actors
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SERIOUSLY! This works!
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"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: De-Motivational
February 14, 2014 at 10:33 am
(February 14, 2014 at 10:13 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: If ONLY one could make theists see the sense in this statement. *le sigh
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From Ricky's holiday message, back in 2010
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RE: De-Motivational
February 14, 2014 at 10:34 am (This post was last modified: February 14, 2014 at 10:57 am by KichigaiNeko.)
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Love this Lady
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At daughter's Uni
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Only in Australia
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courtesy SATW
Be my John Frum

On the island of Tanna they have cult all about worshipping America (Or at least the American army) and their "Jesus" is a soldier named John Frum. Sometimes he's black, sometimes he's white.

John Frum Day is on the 15th of February, the day after Valentine's Day.
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For Rayaan
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Thinking of you Min
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lol
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Works for me
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Our very own "Rottnest Monster" caught on the weather radar (bassed in Serpentine...pun NOT intended)
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News article ...... https://www.facebook.com/thewestaustralian
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What is it?
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And that is your lot for this week

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"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: De-Motivational
February 14, 2014 at 11:36 am
aw kichi! thank you! I'm sentimental today. NOT to do with corny day Angry

The bacon one is going on fb! Smile
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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