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Saving my hymen for Jesus

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Saving my hymen for Jesus
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RE: Saving my hymen for Jesus
March 22, 2010 at 9:36 pm
(March 20, 2010 at 7:57 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: Masturbation IS genital manipulation.


REALLY? Do you mean I've been doing it wrong all these years? Tiger
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#22
RE: Saving my hymen for Jesus
March 23, 2010 at 8:55 am
Pinnochio has a talk with Gestapo (or whatever his name was).

"Pops? I have a problem. I got a girlfriend now and we want to have sex, but when we tried, she got a splinter 'down there' and she said never again unless I do something about that.
What can I do?"

"No prob. Pinno! Here's some fine-grit sandpaper, it'll smooth that right out and you'll be splinter free!"

"Thanks Pops!"


**Week later**

"Hey Pinnochio! How's it going with your girlfriend?"


"Girlfriend?! Who needs girlfriends?"


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RE: Saving my hymen for Jesus
April 1, 2010 at 10:56 pm
(March 22, 2010 at 9:36 pm)padraic Wrote:
(March 20, 2010 at 7:57 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: Masturbation IS genital manipulation.


REALLY? Do you mean I've been doing it wrong all these years? Tiger

I think the word Pip was looking for was "mutilation" not "manipulation"

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#24
RE: Saving my hymen for Jesus
April 2, 2010 at 1:03 am
(April 1, 2010 at 10:56 pm)Zen Badger Wrote:
(March 22, 2010 at 9:36 pm)padraic Wrote:
(March 20, 2010 at 7:57 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: Masturbation IS genital manipulation.


REALLY? Do you mean I've been doing it wrong all these years? Tiger

I think the word Pip was looking for was "mutilation" not "manipulation"

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Can you be so sure?
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RE: Saving my hymen for Jesus
April 2, 2010 at 4:25 am
True, with Pip it can be hard to tell.
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