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Phatt Matt s Offline
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RE: Creative usernames
March 26, 2014 at 8:10 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2014 at 8:17 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
Wow! You act very mature for your age! Wink I'm not trying to kiss your ass either! It's just that was the first thought that came to mind.
I thought u were old enough to B my Mom. That's also cuz I thought some of the ways you corrected me were like a Mother correcting a son. Wink
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RE: Creative usernames
March 26, 2014 at 8:18 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2014 at 8:18 pm by SteelCurtain.)
(March 26, 2014 at 8:10 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Wow! You act very mature for your age! Wink I'm not trying to kiss your ass either! It's just that was the first thought that came to mind.
I thought u were old enough to B my Mom. That's also cuz I thought some of the ways you corrected me were like a Mother correcting a son. Wink
Write that one down, TC. Women loooove to be told that! Wink Shades
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RE: Creative usernames
March 26, 2014 at 8:20 pm
(March 26, 2014 at 8:18 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(March 26, 2014 at 8:10 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Wow! You act very mature for your age! Wink I'm not trying to kiss your ass either! It's just that was the first thought that came to mind.
I thought u were old enough to B my Mom. That's also cuz I thought some of the ways you corrected me were like a Mother correcting a son. Wink
Write that one down, TC. Women loooove to be told that! Wink Shades

I actually don't know if you're serious but thanks for the advice. If it delighted her, I did so on accident Wink
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RE: Creative usernames
March 26, 2014 at 8:23 pm
(March 26, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote:
(March 26, 2014 at 8:18 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Write that one down, TC. Women loooove to be told that! Wink Shades

I actually don't know if you're serious but thanks for the advice. If it delighted her, I did so on accident Wink

No. Women do not like to be told that you thought they were old enough to be your mother. I was being facetious.Angel
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RE: Creative usernames
March 26, 2014 at 8:25 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2014 at 8:25 pm by Cinjin.)
I don't know if anyone else will think it's funny. But I once saw the username name, Bob's Penis

I always thought it was kinda humorous. I just sorta figured that his penis was his alter-ego online and that his name really was Bob.
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RE: Creative usernames
March 26, 2014 at 8:37 pm
(March 26, 2014 at 8:10 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Wow! You act very mature for your age! Wink --- That's also cuz I thought some of the ways you corrected me were like a Mother correcting a son. Wink

I think a lot. No, really, that's the only thing I have to say in my defence Big Grin
And I'm not a mother (yet), but one heck of an auntie, so I have no problem assuming authority when needed Tongue

(March 26, 2014 at 8:23 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: No. Women do not like to be told that you thought they were old enough to be your mother. I was being facetious.Angel

Actually, I don't mind it at all. Ever since I was 17, people have mistakenly thought that I was older than I am. I feel no need to be forever young, being assigned maturity is for me a great compliment. Wink
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RE: Creative usernames
March 26, 2014 at 8:40 pm
I'm proud of you Mom! Smile
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RE: Creative usernames
March 26, 2014 at 8:44 pm
(March 26, 2014 at 8:40 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: I'm proud of you Mom! Smile

Shit, you're the second guy that calls me that! (The other one being one of my best friends, and he's 8 years older than I am!) Big Grin
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RE: Creative usernames
March 26, 2014 at 8:45 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2014 at 8:45 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
Dill Doe
Dixon B. Tweenerlegs
Dixon Butts
Dixon Kuntz
Don Keedix
Doug McCockin
Eaton Beaver
Edith D. Pussy
Edith Mydick
Eileen Ulick
Eric Chin
Fawn Dell Maibalz
Frank Lee Gay
(March 26, 2014 at 8:44 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(March 26, 2014 at 8:40 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: I'm proud of you Mom! Smile

Shit, you're the second guy that calls me that! (The other one being one of my best friends, and he's 8 years older than I am!) Big Grin

How old R ya?
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RE: Creative usernames
March 26, 2014 at 8:47 pm
(March 26, 2014 at 8:45 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: How old R ya?

25, the first time around! Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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