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If Jesus looked like this....

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If Jesus looked like this....
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If Jesus looked like this....
May 1, 2014 at 1:46 pm
I would totally do him. Naughty

[Image: Giovanni-Aranda-Iannuzzi-Ecce-Homo-Burbu...seo-01.jpg]

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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 1, 2014 at 1:48 pm
He's hot, but his veins look like they're probably bigger than his penis.
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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 1, 2014 at 1:49 pm
To interject, would god be tattood? nah
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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 1, 2014 at 2:37 pm
Yeah! Jesus' tribals are badass.

That's a pretty good tuck job on the second one... I hope...
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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 2, 2014 at 5:47 pm (This post was last modified: May 2, 2014 at 5:47 pm by Coffee Jesus.)
(May 1, 2014 at 2:37 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Yeah! Jesus' tribals are badass.

That's a pretty good tuck job on the second one... I hope...

Oh please. The size of the genitalia is inversely proportional to how long it's been since his last...

You must be a woman.
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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 2, 2014 at 5:53 pm
Hmmm....he's okay I guess. Too muscular for me, but I like the tattoos.
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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 2, 2014 at 5:56 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 5:47 pm)Coffee Jesus Wrote:
(May 1, 2014 at 2:37 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Yeah! Jesus' tribals are badass.

That's a pretty good tuck job on the second one... I hope...

Oh please. The size of the genitalia is inversely proportional to how long it's been since his last...

You must be a woman.

I don't get it. And no, I'm a man.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 2, 2014 at 6:35 pm (This post was last modified: May 2, 2014 at 6:52 pm by Coffee Jesus.)
(May 2, 2014 at 5:56 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I don't get it. And no, I'm a man.

That cloth is probably big enough to cover four inches of penis. A flaccid penis could easily be under 4 inches long.
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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 2, 2014 at 7:05 pm
Oh.... um. OK. Rolleyes
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 2, 2014 at 7:08 pm
All this penis talk is getting me excited. Naughty
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