Sex toys can pull hair and bite people now?

(June 3, 2014 at 12:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote:

Quote:New sex toys do things to women no man can.

As long as there are spiders women will need us.

My woman caught an rather unusual spider and studied it with fascination. I am doomed.

As a single independent woman, I wish I could say that I'm not afraid of spiders. I can't though, because my usual reaction is to stand staring at it with my phone in one hand and a spatula in the other until someone comes to save me.

*comes in, turns right back around, pats Max on the head, and leaves.

(June 3, 2014 at 1:17 pm)Losty Wrote: As a single independent woman, I wish I could say that I'm not afraid of spiders. I can't though, because my usual reaction is to stand staring at it with my phone in one hand and a spatula in the other until someone comes to save me.

Sadly, the guy standing on the chair behind you sobbing.....is me.

Actually it isn't and I had forgotten the whole story of the house mouse that came to stay. Suffice to say - Max, the Great White Hunter, trapped it (without harming it in any way) and released it into the wilds.

I shall unpack immediately.

(June 3, 2014 at 1:57 pm)max-greece Wrote: Actually it isn't and I had forgotten the whole story of the house mouse that came to stay. Suffice to say - Max, the Great White Hunter, trapped it (without harming it in any way) and released it into the wilds.

Nice. I've caught and relocated three raccoons in the past week. Little bastards come into the garage through the cat's door and eat the cat's food and the peanuts I keep for the birds.

Sounds like you need a yard guard dog John. That or cats with balls

Also large plastic tubs do wonders for all those peanutty goodness foods you've got goin on.

(June 3, 2014 at 8:41 am)alpha male Wrote: Uh, Sparky, speak for yourself please.

They have sex toys that can sync with an iPod. Can you keep perfect rhythm at 140 bpm?

(June 3, 2014 at 1:57 pm)max-greece Wrote:

(June 3, 2014 at 1:17 pm)Losty Wrote: As a single independent woman, I wish I could say that I'm not afraid of spiders. I can't though, because my usual reaction is to stand staring at it with my phone in one hand and a spatula in the other until someone comes to save me.

Sadly, the guy standing on the chair behind you sobbing.....is me.

Actually it isn't and I had forgotten the whole story of the house mouse that came to stay. Suffice to say - Max, the Great White Hunter, trapped it (without harming it in any way) and released it into the wilds.

I shall unpack immediately.

Ahahaha welcome home love! Hmmm I hope you're fun. Men can be useful for much greater purposes than spider killing ya know

(June 3, 2014 at 4:51 pm)Luckie Wrote: Sounds like you need a yard guard dog John. That or cats with balls

My cat is the biggest wimp in the neighborhood. Actually that's a good thing at times. I hired a pro to take out the first coon (when I thought there was jsut one). He said if the cat had tangled with it she'd be dead. Once we came home at night and saw the cat in her little hut, with the coon two feet away from her eating her food. Didn't seem to bother her at all.

Quote:Also large plastic tubs do wonders for all those peanutty goodness foods you've got goin on.

I took the peanuts inside. That just prompted the raccoon to destroy my birdfeeder setup. It was a shepherd's hook type thing with three hooks, for a finch feeder, hummingbird feeder, and regular bird feeder. The coon tore it down, bending the hook and completely destroying all the feeders.

I read online about using a fly poison in Coke to poison them, but it didn't work for me.

There's a housing development going in a little way from us. I think the coons are moving due to loss of habitat, and once I get this wave dealt with I should be OK for awhile.

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(June 3, 2014 at 5:12 pm)Faith No More Wrote: They have sex toys that can sync with an iPod. Can you keep perfect rhythm at 140 bpm?

Yes. Metronomes aren't just for musicians you know.