If you've been following the world cup you've no doubt heard about this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28008605

"Uruguay's Luis Suarez has been accused of biting a player for the third time in his career after an incident with Giorgio Chiellini at the World Cup."

The video of the incident is in the article.

The two other times he's done this for those interested:


As a result of this crazy behaviour there are now quite a few parodies out there (which is mainly why I wanted to post this because they are fucking hilarious).

For instance, Suarez bit my finger:




Various memes:


And my personal favourite (not related to biting but still funny as fuck):



Seriously though I think the guy has mental issues. He's bitten 3 times now, he's also been done for racist behaviour on the pitch, and he also did one of the most blatant hand balls (he was basically the goakeeper) in the previous world cup. Total fucking fruit loop of a human being. Which is a shame, because he's an absolutely class footballer. I doubt he'll be playing again in the world cup...

Mike Tyson?

Tyson only had the balls to do it once, this guy is even more of a psycho.

Biting is a strange thing to do. When I'm enraged by someone chewing on them is at the bottom of the list of things I want to do. Does he somehow think its subtle or is he just into that kind of thing?

(June 25, 2014 at 4:25 pm)Insanity Wrote: Biting is a strange thing to do. When I'm enraged by someone chewing on them is at the bottom of the list of things I want to do. Does he somehow think its subtle or is he just into that kind of thing?

I honestly don't know, I really think the guy has psychological issues. A lot of pundits and football journalists are calling for him to see a psychiatrist now. Which is strange, because he plays for Liverpool, and they're one of the very few football teams, that employ an actual psychiatrist.

(June 25, 2014 at 4:25 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Tyson only had the balls to do it once, this guy is even more of a psycho.

This guy didn't bite off the ear of the undisputed heavy weight boxing world champion.

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A psychiatrist told me biting is an expression of a persecution complex, resulting from a sense of weakness and inability to defend oneself using normal means.

Probably refuses the help. Trusting a psychologist in the first place is hard let alone one paid by your bosses.

(June 25, 2014 at 4:37 pm)Chuck Wrote: This guy didn't bite off the ear of the undisputed heavy weight boxing world champion.

You clearly don't know how much of a beast Branislav Ivanovic is

But fair point nonetheless.

Quote:A psychiatrist told me biting is an expression of a persecution complex, resulting from a sense of weakness and inability to defend oneself using normal means.

That's actually pretty interesting. Suarez is always moaning about the press in England getting on his back, and he does seem to have a definite persecution complex.

As I recall, cannibalism is a curse visited upon the unrighteous by God Almighty.

You can't deny he's got an appetite for the game.

Also, more likely to get bitten by Suarez than you are a shark, at least according to the new statesman.