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Footballer likes biting people
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RE: Footballer likes biting people
June 26, 2014 at 7:29 pm (This post was last modified: June 26, 2014 at 7:29 pm by ManMachine.)
(June 25, 2014 at 4:22 pm)Napoléon Wrote: If you've been following the world cup you've no doubt heard about this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28008605

"Uruguay's Luis Suarez has been accused of biting a player for the third time in his career after an incident with Giorgio Chiellini at the World Cup."

The video of the incident is in the article.

The two other times he's done this for those interested:



As a result of this crazy behaviour there are now quite a few parodies out there (which is mainly why I wanted to post this because they are fucking hilarious).

For instance, Suarez bit my finger:




Various memes:



And my personal favourite (not related to biting but still funny as fuck):
[Image: SuarezBirthday.gif]


Seriously though I think the guy has mental issues. He's bitten 3 times now, he's also been done for racist behaviour on the pitch, and he also did one of the most blatant hand balls (he was basically the goakeeper) in the previous world cup. Total fucking fruit loop of a human being. Which is a shame, because he's an absolutely class footballer. I doubt he'll be playing again in the world cup...

Screwy Luis.
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RE: Footballer likes biting people
June 26, 2014 at 7:34 pm
Guess he won't be joining PETA any time soon.

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RE: Footballer likes biting people
June 27, 2014 at 2:28 am
(June 26, 2014 at 6:51 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(June 26, 2014 at 3:57 am)fr0d0 Wrote: Children do it. My kid bit me. It's a very effective weapon. The most damage a child could do to you anyway. So I think it's a natural attack. If you're feeling that aggressive I'd think this would be an instinct that you'd have to curb. I don't think it's inhuman at all.

Perhaps - but it is uncivilized, unsportsmanlike, and tantamount to assault. Off the pitch, it *would* be an assault, at least here.

Well yes it's certainly an assault no disputing that.
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RE: Footballer likes biting people
June 27, 2014 at 5:55 am
Each time there is an incident with Suarez it gets just a little bit (tee hee) weirder than the last time.

Why, after he bit the guy this time, did he roll around on the floor clutching his teeth? Do you think they might be possessed and he was attempting to wrestle back control of them?

He's a pretty disturbed guy. Why FIFA didn't stipulate that in order to return to football he had to undergo psychiatric therapy is a mystery. He obviously needs professional help.
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RE: Footballer likes biting people
June 27, 2014 at 7:26 am
(June 25, 2014 at 4:22 pm)Napoléon Wrote: And my personal favourite (not related to biting but still funny as fuck):
[Image: SuarezBirthday.gif]

The Gerrard face in the background is just spot on. Brilliant.
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RE: Footballer likes biting people
June 27, 2014 at 7:33 am
I don't follow soccer, *ahem* football, but if any fucker bit me then his number's up for a good ass kicking. Heat of the game or no, your teeth make contact with me (outside of light biting in a consensual sexual situation Wink ) and your ass is grass.
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RE: Footballer likes biting people
June 27, 2014 at 8:21 am
(June 27, 2014 at 5:55 am)max-greece Wrote: Why, after he bit the guy this time, did he roll around on the floor clutching his teeth? Do you think they might be possessed and he was attempting to wrestle back control of them?

He did that to make it look like an innocuous coming together. It worked as the referee and linesmen didn't see the incident. If Suarez just stood there then it would be pretty evident he was in the wrong, by him diving it throws doubt into the referee's mind about what just happened, and if the referee is in doubt he can't take any action.

Quote:He's a pretty disturbed guy. Why FIFA didn't stipulate that in order to return to football he had to undergo psychiatric therapy is a mystery. He obviously needs professional help.

The thing is, when he did this playing for Liverpool he did have to undergo psychiatric therapy. Liverpool as I said before is one of the only clubs in the world to employ a full time psychiatrist by the name of Steve Peters. Suarez had all the psychiatric help he could ask for, problem is he obviously doesn't pay attention and it obviously doesn't work.
This is twitter responding to Suarez, pretty funny:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/...ostpopular
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