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It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?

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It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
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It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 4:33 am
There is a religious show on. And you know those religious guys with that voice. Smooth soft but manly, why do they all have that voice? Anyways he says god has given him a message but it's only for 300 people. If I'm one of the 300 people, that's great! If I'm not well he really wishes that I could be one of the 300. I don't really know what the message is (yea he's still going), but I really like his voice. He has a nice voice.
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 4:47 am (This post was last modified: July 10, 2014 at 4:48 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Here's how the 300 react when they get preached at:

[Image: king-leonidas_300_pictureboxart_160w.jpg]

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July 10, 2014 at 4:50 am (This post was last modified: July 10, 2014 at 4:51 am by Losty.)
Ahh to be one of the 300 you have to send $58 a month for 12 months. Wtaf ROFLOL
Well so much for my soul. I guess I'm lost for good lol
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 5:20 am
(July 10, 2014 at 4:50 am)Losty Wrote: Ahh to be one of the 300 you have to send $58 a month for 12 months. Wtaf ROFLOL
Well so much for my soul. I guess I'm lost for good lol

Think I'd rather spend that on Amazon prime, Netflix and a VPN service. I think I've already traded away my soul several times. Including one time for a paperclip and some string.
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July 10, 2014 at 5:24 am (This post was last modified: July 10, 2014 at 5:25 am by Losty.)
But it's sowing a seed. And the man will pray for you to become a millionaire. :wtf:
Seriously we need a :wtf: smiley. Any graphic designers here that want to make me a :wtf: smiley?
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July 10, 2014 at 5:29 am
(July 10, 2014 at 5:24 am)Losty Wrote: But it's sowing a seed. And the man will pray for you to become a millionaire. :wtf:
Seriously we need a :wtf: smiley. Any graphic designers here that want to make me a :wtf: smiley?

I could pray for me to be a millionaire too Big Grin

Sowing a seed sounds like a euphemism. Actually any farming based sayings do.
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July 10, 2014 at 8:28 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

You'll make millions fronting a Sonseed cover band. Or at least he prays that you do.
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July 10, 2014 at 9:07 am
How do you know you're one of the 300 people?
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 9:09 am
Um, God supposedly is all powerful, can't He just alert the 300 on His own?


One might think implying God needs help because He doesn't know how to set up an Email account might be blasphemous.
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 9:11 am
(July 10, 2014 at 9:07 am)Blackout Wrote: How do you know you're one of the 300 people?

Supposedly he will speak directly into your heart.
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