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It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?

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It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 9:12 am
(July 10, 2014 at 4:33 am)Losty Wrote: And you know those religious guys with that voice. Smooth soft but manly, why do they all have that voice? . . . I don't really know what the message is (yea he's still going), but I really like his voice. He has a nice voice.
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 9:13 am
(July 10, 2014 at 9:11 am)Losty Wrote:
(July 10, 2014 at 9:07 am)Blackout Wrote: How do you know you're one of the 300 people?

Supposedly he will speak directly into your heart.

How convenient
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 9:14 am
(July 10, 2014 at 9:12 am)Jenny A Wrote:
(July 10, 2014 at 4:33 am)Losty Wrote: And you know those religious guys with that voice. Smooth soft but manly, why do they all have that voice? . . . I don't really know what the message is (yea he's still going), but I really like his voice. He has a nice voice.
Why are Venus Flytraps so appealing to flies?

Haha I don't know but I fell asleep listening to that man's voice. Hopefully he didn't get into my mind while I was sleeping :p
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 9:20 am
A very nice attorney in Nigeria, Khazin Hamzah, doesn't have any trouble getting ahold of me with his offers of fantastic riches (well, 40% of them), seems like if God were itching to get my attention he might take a clue from Mr. Hamzah.
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 12:13 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 4:50 am)Losty Wrote: Ahh to be one of the 300 you have to send $58 a month for 12 months. Wtaf ROFLOL
Well so much for my soul. I guess I'm lost for good lol

That's always the message with this fucking god of theirs!
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 12:17 pm
Losty, you can join my special club of 250 for only $48/mon! And no long term contract!

Cheaper, more exclusive and no commitment!
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 12:18 pm
Sounds like a cell phone deal.
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 12:19 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 12:17 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Losty, you can join my special club of 250 for only $48/mon! And no long term contract!

Cheaper, more exclusive and no commitment!

Will you ask your father to give me a million dollars??
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 2:03 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 9:11 am)Losty Wrote:
(July 10, 2014 at 9:07 am)Blackout Wrote: How do you know you're one of the 300 people?

Supposedly he will speak directly into your heart.

Kinda like a cardiac biopsy? Cool!
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July 10, 2014 at 2:12 pm
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