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The Unlimited Supply Game
#71
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 4:15 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: ...in a kiddie bar.

Unlimited music collection.

It's all extremely lossy audio and so sounds horrible.

Unlimited karate ability.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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#72
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
For the guy after your wallet.

Unlimited service at all the best restaurants.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#73
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
All they serve for you is bread.

Unlimited giant eagles to take me everywhere.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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#74
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
Some guy in a green polo and black pants showing a vicious plumber's crack, driving a Giant Eagle semi, shows up to your house, asking you where you want to go, but tells you it needs to be within their service area of PA, OH, MD and WV.

But he lets you honk the horn as much as you want.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#75
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
"Honk the horn" - that a euphemism?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#76
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
Panic
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#77
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 4:30 pm)c172 Wrote: Some guy in a green polo and black pants showing a vicious plumber's crack, driving a Giant Eagle semi, shows up to your house, asking you where you want to go, but tells you it needs to be within their service area of PA, OH, MD and WV.

But he lets you honk the horn as much as you want.

But to your dismay, you discover that "horn" is his euphemism for his vicious plumber's dick.

That unattainable someone you were crazy about back in the day approaches and pledges undying love to you.

Damn it. Stimbo got there first.
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#78
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 4:36 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(August 7, 2014 at 4:30 pm)c172 Wrote: Some guy in a green polo and black pants showing a vicious plumber's crack, driving a Giant Eagle semi, shows up to your house, asking you where you want to go, but tells you it needs to be within their service area of PA, OH, MD and WV.

But he lets you honk the horn as much as you want.

But to your dismay, you discover that "horn" is his euphemism for his vicious plumber's dick.

That unattainable someone you were crazy about back in the day approaches and pledges undying love to you.

Damn it. Stimbo got there first.

They haven't aged well. Tongue

Unlimited ability to fly.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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#79
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
You must wear this [Image: Miss%20Curacao.jpg] and can only fly 4 feet off the ground.


Unlimited books to read Big Grin
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#80
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 4:39 pm)Losty Wrote: You must wear this [Image: Miss%20Curacao.jpg] and can only fly 4 feet off the ground.


Unlimited books to read Big Grin

They're all copies of Fifty Shades of Grey.

Unlimited kitties.

Tiger
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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