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The Unlimited Supply Game
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
I only allow you to stew said meat with green maraschino cherries.

I give you unlimited ninjas.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 6:36 pm)ChadWooters Wrote:
(August 7, 2014 at 6:31 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Unlimited power over all animals.
...stuffed animals.

Freedom from taxes.

You are freed from taxes by death--it's the only way.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
Gosh, we both killed Woot!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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(August 7, 2014 at 6:39 pm)c172 Wrote: Gosh, we both killed Woot!
...but he can resurrect.

Unlimited ability to read other people's minds.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
The ninjas are all cartoons.

Unlimited data storage.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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(August 7, 2014 at 6:41 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Unlimited data storage.
...but you're stuck with Wesley.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
(August 7, 2014 at 6:41 pm)ChadWooters Wrote:
(August 7, 2014 at 6:39 pm)c172 Wrote: Gosh, we both killed Woot!
...but he can resurrect.

Unlimited ability to read other people's minds.

The only minds you're allowed to read are those of creationists and they're empty.

Unlimited iPhone upgrades for life.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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...but when you talk on the iPhone, you must do it in the third person.

Unlimited popcorn at the cineplex.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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It tastes terrible.

Unlimited free Blu-ray Discs on demand for life.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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(August 7, 2014 at 6:48 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Unlimited free Blu-ray Discs on demand for life.
...but Blu-ray has announced that next month they will join Beta-Max and cassette tapes.

Unlimited closet space.
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