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The Unlimited Supply Game
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
In a butcher shop.

Unlimited 4G LTE on Verizon.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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(August 19, 2014 at 12:24 am)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Unlimited 4G LTE on Verizon.
What's a cell phone?

Unlimited freedom from cell phones!
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You're now tied to old landlines.

Unlimited Pandora skips for free.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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(August 19, 2014 at 12:54 am)ShaMan Wrote:
(August 19, 2014 at 12:24 am)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Unlimited 4G LTE on Verizon.
What's a cell phone?

Unlimited freedom from cell all phones!
(amended)
(August 19, 2014 at 1:05 am)StealthySkeptic Wrote: You're now tied to old landlines.

Unlimited Pandora skips for free.
You're deaf.

Unlimited mustache rides.
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(August 19, 2014 at 1:26 am)ShaMan Wrote:
(August 19, 2014 at 12:54 am)ShaMan Wrote: What's a cell phone?

Unlimited freedom from cell all phones!
(amended)
(August 19, 2014 at 1:05 am)StealthySkeptic Wrote: You're now tied to old landlines.

Unlimited Pandora skips for free.
You're deaf.

Unlimited mustache rides.

You're now forced to communicate with people by telegram (which nobody uses any more) and get mustache rides from this guy.

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Unlimited Oreos.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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All pre-sucked and minus the filling.

Unlimited free titty-rides with smokin' hot busty cheerleaders.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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All of them crush you to death with their enormous titties.

Unlimited telekinesis.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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(August 20, 2014 at 3:16 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: All of them crush you to death with their enormous titties.

I'm not seeing the downside.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(August 20, 2014 at 3:21 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(August 20, 2014 at 3:16 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: All of them crush you to death with their enormous titties.

I'm not seeing the downside.

Plus you suddenly obtain impotence just beforehand so you don't even die happy. Tongue
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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(August 20, 2014 at 3:16 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: All of them crush you to death with their enormous titties.

Unlimited telekinesis.

But it's uncontrollable and often unintentional


Unlimited spankings for me from other forum members Big Grin
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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