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Jesus loves yall
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#1
Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:00 pm
I'll be praying for ya
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The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:01 pm
I detect a troll.

Waiting for the flushing noise . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#3
RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:01 pm
Um. Thanks.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:02 pm
Oh dear. Not another one?
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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:06 pm
Troll or not, I know for a fact that Jesus detests people who use folksy contractions like "y'all" but don't insert the damn apostrophe.
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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:09 pm
Can I hear your exact prayer? I always hear "I'll pray for ya." and I wonder what exactly I'm gonna get. Can you pray for me to hit the lottery? Couldn't hurt.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:15 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 4:09 pm)Exian Wrote: Can I hear your exact prayer? I always hear "I'll pray for ya." and I wonder what exactly I'm gonna get. Can you pray for me to hit the lottery? Couldn't hurt.

No, that would be the wrong use of prayer.

Besides, most Christians have likely prayed for that anyway and still haven't won it . . .

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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:16 pm
Shit and run trolls make baby jesus cry.
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#9
RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:17 pm
hIcarly
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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:21 pm
So, carly, scenario:

You're in a serious car accident and rushed to hospital.

You discover that the on-call after hours surgeon in the ER is an atheist.

Do you let her operate on you or try to pray away your injuries?

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