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Losty Offline
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RE: Confessions
September 13, 2014 at 1:00 pm (This post was last modified: September 13, 2014 at 1:44 pm by Losty.)
Confessions I look at the kudos list and wish I could be as cool as Mini Heart
I occasionally have thoughts of child abuse.
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Little lunch Offline
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RE: Confessions
September 13, 2014 at 9:22 pm
You mean smacking?
If so, I can sympathise.
Lately I've started to just say,'get away, I can't stand the sight of you', and for about 20 seconds I really mean it.
Eventually her little face melts my heart and we hug but the time intervals are increasing.
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#333
RE: Confessions
September 13, 2014 at 9:24 pm
I just have to say...
"These are my confessions..." - Usher... Came to mind.lol
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Losty Offline
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RE: Confessions
September 13, 2014 at 9:35 pm
(September 13, 2014 at 9:22 pm)Little lunch Wrote: You mean smacking?
If so, I can sympathise.
Lately I've started to just say,'get away, I can't stand the sight of you', and for about 20 seconds I really mean it.
Eventually her little face melts my heart and we hug but the time intervals are increasing.

I'm not going to give any details about my horrible thoughts lest you think I'm a monster.
I love these kids, wouldn't give them up for the world, but 1 me versus 5 small children. Ugh someone pass the rum.
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RE: Confessions
September 13, 2014 at 9:39 pm
Now my sympathy for you has risen by times five.
Ever heard that song,'Seether', by Veruca Salt?
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RE: Confessions
September 13, 2014 at 9:41 pm
(September 13, 2014 at 9:39 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Now my sympathy for you has risen by times five.
Ever heard that song,'Seether', by Veruca Salt?

I haven't but I'll look it up.

Ever heard the song 'I Don't Wanna Be Here Anymore', by Rise Against? Hehe :p
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RE: Confessions
September 13, 2014 at 9:44 pm
Just looked it up. Yeah, exactly. :-)
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RE: Confessions
September 13, 2014 at 9:46 pm
I have no confessions Tongue

Secrets are all I keep! Shock
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
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RE: Confessions
September 13, 2014 at 9:51 pm
Someone robbed me at gun point once, so I broke his car window and threw in bottles filled with gasoline and torched his ride to oblivion.
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RE: Confessions
September 13, 2014 at 9:55 pm
Always rap the wick around the neck with the lid tightly closed. The wick inside the bottle is a good way to self immolate.
Not advocating crime, just self preservation. :-)
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