Confessions

[Losty]

Confessions I look at the kudos list and wish I could be as cool as Mini

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I occasionally have thoughts of child abuse.

[Little lunch]

You mean smacking?
If so, I can sympathise.
Lately I've started to just say,'get away, I can't stand the sight of you', and for about 20 seconds I really mean it.
Eventually her little face melts my heart and we hug but the time intervals are increasing.

[TheGamingAtheist]

I just have to say...
"These are my confessions..." - Usher... Came to mind.lol

[Losty]

You mean smacking?
If so, I can sympathise.
Lately I've started to just say,'get away, I can't stand the sight of you', and for about 20 seconds I really mean it.
Eventually her little face melts my heart and we hug but the time intervals are increasing.

I'm not going to give any details about my horrible thoughts lest you think I'm a monster.
I love these kids, wouldn't give them up for the world, but 1 me versus 5 small children. Ugh someone pass the rum.

[Little lunch]

Now my sympathy for you has risen by times five.
Ever heard that song,'Seether', by Veruca Salt?

[Losty]

Now my sympathy for you has risen by times five.
Ever heard that song,'Seether', by Veruca Salt?

I haven't but I'll look it up.

Ever heard the song 'I Don't Wanna Be Here Anymore', by Rise Against? Hehe :p

[Little lunch]

Just looked it up. Yeah, exactly. :-)

[Dragonetti]

I have no confessions

Secrets are all I keep!

[Elskidor]

Someone robbed me at gun point once, so I broke his car window and threw in bottles filled with gasoline and torched his ride to oblivion.

[Little lunch]

Always rap the wick around the neck with the lid tightly closed. The wick inside the bottle is a good way to self immolate.
Not advocating crime, just self preservation. :-)