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Happy Birthday Tonus

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Happy Birthday Tonus
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Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 9:20 am
Happy Birthday, love! I hope it's a great one.
Have some birthday cookies!

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RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 9:23 am
Oh, you naughty gal. <3

Thanks! I'm kind of excited to have made it to the halfway point!
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 9:30 am
Happy Birthday m8 Wink
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RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 9:31 am
(September 17, 2014 at 9:23 am)Tonus Wrote: Oh, you naughty gal. <3

Thanks! I'm kind of excited to have made it to the halfway point!

Half way to what? If you don't mind sharing.
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RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 9:37 am
Hell!!!!

or 100
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RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 9:41 am
I anticipate living to at least 92, so I figure I'm at the halfway point.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 3:07 pm
Happy Birthday, Tonus! ^_^ lol I should make an attempt to remember your birthday next year, since it's the day after mine.
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RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 3:19 pm
Happy Birthday Tonus!!! :emotiguy getting fuckin wasted like a bro!:
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 3:21 pm
Happy birthday.

Remember, age is just a state of mind -

- until something gives out.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 3:34 pm
There once was a heathen named Tonus
His birthday's today, quite the bonus
Just how old is he?
We all sang with glee
On Losty - the cookies, her onus
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