Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 21, 2024, 10:25 am
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
Happy Birthday Tonus

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Happy Birthday Tonus
Losty Offline
LastPoet’s jerkoff #4
*****
Religious Views: Pastafarian
Posts: 28389
Threads: 226
Joined: March 24, 2014
Reputation: 185
#1
Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 9:20 am
Happy Birthday, love! I hope it's a great one.
Have some birthday cookies!

(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Find
Reply
Tonus Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 7153
Threads: 12
Joined: March 14, 2013
Reputation: 72
#2
RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 9:23 am
Oh, you naughty gal. <3

Thanks! I'm kind of excited to have made it to the halfway point!
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
Find
Reply
fr0d0 Offline
H0ary H0bbit
Religious Views: “Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.” - Edgar Allan Poe
Posts: 14259
Threads: 48
Joined: March 1, 2009
Reputation: 80
#3
RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 9:30 am
Happy Birthday m8 Wink
Find
Reply
Losty Offline
LastPoet’s jerkoff #4
*****
Religious Views: Pastafarian
Posts: 28389
Threads: 226
Joined: March 24, 2014
Reputation: 185
#4
RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 9:31 am
(September 17, 2014 at 9:23 am)Tonus Wrote: Oh, you naughty gal. <3

Thanks! I'm kind of excited to have made it to the halfway point!

Half way to what? If you don't mind sharing.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Find
Reply
fr0d0 Offline
H0ary H0bbit
Religious Views: “Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.” - Edgar Allan Poe
Posts: 14259
Threads: 48
Joined: March 1, 2009
Reputation: 80
#5
RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 9:37 am
Hell!!!!

or 100
Find
Reply
Tonus Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 7153
Threads: 12
Joined: March 14, 2013
Reputation: 72
#6
RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 9:41 am
I anticipate living to at least 92, so I figure I'm at the halfway point.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
Find
Reply
JeffofGallifrey Offline
Hyper
**
Religious Views: Meh
Posts: 187
Threads: 4
Joined: September 4, 2014
Reputation: 9
#7
RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 3:07 pm
Happy Birthday, Tonus! ^_^ lol I should make an attempt to remember your birthday next year, since it's the day after mine.
Find
Reply
Exian Offline
Top Member
****
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 5492
Threads: 53
Joined: September 4, 2014
Reputation: 55
#8
RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 3:19 pm
Happy Birthday Tonus!!! :emotiguy getting fuckin wasted like a bro!:
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
Find
Reply
The Valkyrie Offline
The last smile some will see...
*******
Religious Views: Time to end them
Posts: 35337
Threads: 205
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation: 146
#9
RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 3:21 pm
Happy birthday.

Remember, age is just a state of mind -

- until something gives out.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Find
Reply
Jackalope Away
Elon Musk owes me money
*******
Religious Views: Absent
Posts: 30974
Threads: 204
Joined: July 19, 2011
Reputation: 141
#10
RE: Happy Birthday Tonus
September 17, 2014 at 3:34 pm
There once was a heathen named Tonus
His birthday's today, quite the bonus
Just how old is he?
We all sang with glee
On Losty - the cookies, her onus
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
Happy Birthday Tonus

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Happy Birthday Rev. Rye! arewethereyet 14 193 December 15, 2024 at 10:57 pm
Last Post: Rev. Rye
  Happy Birthday, Valk! BrianSoddingBoru4 15 351 December 1, 2024 at 4:46 am
Last Post: zebo-the-fat
  Happy Birthday Mister Agenda brewer 12 396 November 30, 2024 at 8:45 pm
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Happy Birthday LastPoet brewer 4 126 November 25, 2024 at 5:54 pm
Last Post: emjay
  Happy Birthday Fireball! arewethereyet 11 479 October 7, 2024 at 7:23 pm
Last Post: Fireball
  Happy birthday Silver Fake Messiah 10 441 October 3, 2024 at 12:00 pm
Last Post: Mister Agenda
  Happy Birthday, Jimmy Carter! BrianSoddingBoru4 5 294 October 1, 2024 at 8:35 am
Last Post: Ravenshire
  Happy Birthday Pat Mustard! arewethereyet 5 301 September 29, 2024 at 9:25 am
Last Post: Angrboda
  Happy Birthday Zebo! arewethereyet 16 790 September 23, 2024 at 1:50 pm
Last Post: zebo-the-fat
  Happy Birthday, Jackalope! BrianSoddingBoru4 10 464 September 4, 2024 at 10:33 pm
Last Post: The Valkyrie



Users browsing this thread: 3 Guest(s)