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RE: If
November 24, 2014 at 8:38 pm
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(November 24, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Alex K Wrote: (November 24, 2014 at 4:49 pm)Stimbo Wrote: NUDE without U.
Story of my life lately.
Aww, that would be so sweet if it weren't so annoying that every other thread becomes about sex again lately. tsk tsk tsk.
A little innuendo doesn't kill the thread. I personally try to only convert fun threads and obvious troll threads. Sometimes it's harder than others and everyone goes to moaning. I honestly don't see why people don't just open up and take it for what it is. You can ignore a bit of innuendo and just keep doing the thread as if you never saw it.
(November 24, 2014 at 4:49 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (November 24, 2014 at 11:35 am)Losty Wrote: What's an NDE?
NUDE without U.
Story of my life lately.
Awww I want to be NDE with U Stimbo
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RE: If
November 24, 2014 at 8:44 pm
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Can I ask a clarification question here. Which god is this I'm in front of?
(November 24, 2014 at 8:38 pm)Losty Wrote: (November 24, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Alex K Wrote: Aww, that would be so sweet if it weren't so annoying that every other thread becomes about sex again lately. tsk tsk tsk.
A little innuendo doesn't kill the thread. I personally try to only convert fun threads and obvious troll threads. Sometimes it's harder than others and everyone goes to moaning. I honestly don't see why people don't just open up and take it for what it is. You can ignore a bit of innuendo and just keep doing the thread as if you never saw it.
(November 24, 2014 at 4:49 pm)Stimbo Wrote: NUDE without U.
Story of my life lately.
Awww I want to be NDE with U Stimbo
You want a near death experience with stimbo there? Right
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: If
November 24, 2014 at 8:52 pm
Orgasms are sometimes called "little deaths", rather poetically if disturbingly. I think she wants me to almost get her there and then stop. Which I can do, even though the gentleman part of me (giggety) would hate me for it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: If
November 24, 2014 at 8:55 pm
(November 24, 2014 at 8:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Orgasms are sometimes called "little deaths", rather poetically if disturbingly. I think she wants me to almost get her there and then stop. Which I can do, even though the gentleman part of me (giggety) would hate me for it. Can you? You must be a paragon of self restraint
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: If
November 24, 2014 at 8:56 pm
(This post was last modified: November 24, 2014 at 8:57 pm by Losty.)
(November 24, 2014 at 8:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Orgasms are sometimes called "little deaths", rather poetically if disturbingly. I think she wants me to almost get her there and then stop. Which I can do, even though the gentleman part of me (giggety) would hate me for it.
:o
Only if you promise to keep doing that over and over and over. And even then only if you promise to finally have mercy and give in to my desires when I break down and beg you to let me...um...die a little.
*oops I'm doing it again. You see I try to contain myself, so as to be respectful of those who hate sexual innuendos....but my self control is lacking.
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RE: If
November 24, 2014 at 9:02 pm
I most definitely promise.
(November 24, 2014 at 8:55 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Can you? You must be a paragon of self restraint
IIRC, our record was forty-six orgasms for Sam to my one, over a two and a half hour period. Both of us had funny walks for two days.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: If
November 24, 2014 at 9:06 pm
For the record, I will break long before 46. I think that may cause an actual death experience.
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RE: If
November 25, 2014 at 12:38 am
(November 24, 2014 at 9:02 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I most definitely promise.
(November 24, 2014 at 8:55 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Can you? You must be a paragon of self restraint
IIRC, our record was forty-six orgasms for Sam to my one, over a two and a half hour period. Both of us had funny walks for two days.
Interesting. My first wife was multi-orgasmic and no one since has been. I remember learning about several patterns of female orgasm in a general physiology class. I think this pattern is much in the minority and probably makes some women think they aren't tapping into something. I'd usually give her two or three thrills to my one. Quite a trick for me since I had a hair trigger back then. My record with her was 5 times in a day, not as clear what her count was.
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RE: If
November 25, 2014 at 12:40 am
(November 19, 2014 at 3:44 pm)Beccs Wrote: (November 19, 2014 at 3:40 pm)abaris Wrote: So what if we all got it wrong and....
Then he can damned well come and get it himself.
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RE: If
November 25, 2014 at 9:48 am
(November 25, 2014 at 12:38 am)whateverist Wrote: Interesting. My first wife was multi-orgasmic and no one since has been. I remember learning about several patterns of female orgasm in a general physiology class. I think this pattern is much in the minority and probably makes some women think they aren't tapping into something.
We actually stopped counting at forty-six, mainly since I had other things on my mind at that point, so the final count was higher. What makes it even more interesting is I was the first person ever to bring her to orgasm; she'd never even done it herself before. So we quite definitely tapped into something she never knew she had. Without wanting to sound whiney, if that's even a word, it's a large part of what's making the last five years and counting so painful; going from champagne and caviar for every meal to being denied even the slightest sniff of food at all, while everyone around me is stuffing themselves sick. Ah well.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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