I really think it will be good for me too worship Satan for awhile. I'm not sure why??? But I think it will good for me too practice satanism and maaaaaybe dark magic. Atleast for a few months.

But I dont know where too start? Satanic books aren't advertised all over the place like the fucking Bible. So what books can I read. And what practices shall I take part in to properly worship our dark lord and saviour the devil Satan???

Thanks in advance!!!

I've heard it has something to do with goats. Do you own a goat? Perhaps you can rent one, or lease with an option to buy?

Seems like a reasonable place to start.

break all the 10 commandments, that would be a start.


Or start a TV ministry

Go easy on the goats.

Great idea... But, are we sure Satan exists? Because otherwise it would be such a waste of time, wouldn't it..

As long as the thread starter makes sure the Christers know about it, the aggravation factor to them justifies a little sucking up to satan.

(December 3, 2014 at 12:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: break all the 10 commandments, that would be a start.

The killing part is not nice though, better use twice as many graven images instead.

Maybe stocking up on adultery would be good too.

And you stealers out there, stealing is stealing, might as well go for something BIG and EXPENSIVE !!!

Isn't that pretty much just another denomination of Christianity.