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Help! I need to worship Satan

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Help! I need to worship Satan
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Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 12:27 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2014 at 12:34 pm by simplemoss.)
I really think it will be good for me too worship Satan for awhile. I'm not sure why??? But I think it will good for me too practice satanism and maaaaaybe dark magic. Atleast for a few months.

But I dont know where too start? Satanic books aren't advertised all over the place like the fucking Bible. So what books can I read. And what practices shall I take part in to properly worship our dark lord and saviour the devil Satan???

Thanks in advance!!!
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RE: Help! I need to worship satn
December 3, 2014 at 12:28 pm
Dodgy
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 12:30 pm
I've heard it has something to do with goats. Do you own a goat? Perhaps you can rent one, or lease with an option to buy?

Seems like a reasonable place to start.
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 12:37 pm
break all the 10 commandments, that would be a start.


Or start a TV ministry


ROFLOL
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 12:39 pm
Go easy on the goats.
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 12:40 pm
Great idea... But, are we sure Satan exists? Because otherwise it would be such a waste of time, wouldn't it..
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 12:42 pm
As long as the thread starter makes sure the Christers know about it, the aggravation factor to them justifies a little sucking up to satan.


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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 12:43 pm
(December 3, 2014 at 12:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: break all the 10 commandments, that would be a start.

The killing part is not nice though, better use twice as many graven images instead.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 12:48 pm
Maybe stocking up on adultery would be good too.

And you stealers out there, stealing is stealing, might as well go for something BIG and EXPENSIVE !!!
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 12:52 pm
Isn't that pretty much just another denomination of Christianity.
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