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Atheists Talking
aliforever Offline
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Atheists Talking
February 11, 2015 at 9:16 am (This post was last modified: February 11, 2015 at 9:16 am by aliforever.)
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ROFLOL

Hey bro everyone says there is a god,
- They are idiots.
Yeah we think bright.
- Like hell we do.

Consoling
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Alex K Offline
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RE: Atheists Talking
February 11, 2015 at 9:18 am
fuck off.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Atheists Talking
February 11, 2015 at 9:18 am
I have no idea exactly what you're trying to say...but perhaps you'd like to make an introduction post so everyone can say hi?
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Atheists Talking
February 11, 2015 at 9:20 am (This post was last modified: February 11, 2015 at 9:31 am by Norman Humann.)
Nah, we heard that one already.
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RE: Atheists Talking
February 11, 2015 at 9:30 am
I was the one on the right and that's taken totally out of context. Give me the number of your lawyer.
Feel free to send me a private message.
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RE: Atheists Talking
February 11, 2015 at 9:37 am
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Atheists Talking
February 11, 2015 at 9:47 am
I just don't have the energy to ridicule this for a second time.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Atheists Talking
February 11, 2015 at 9:50 am
Is he seriously just another shit-and-run poster?
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RE: Atheists Talking
February 11, 2015 at 9:53 am
Who placed two newborns in a bubble and set them in outer space?
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: Atheists Talking
February 11, 2015 at 9:55 am
I'm here to say you don't have a sense of humor.
Today I learnt about atheists, to be honest you're the people who had terrible childhood involved with terrible happenings.
Like your childhood friends ignored you.
You always wanted to be someone special. (Russians say: axaxax)
The only thing atheists are good at, is:
Character Assassination.
And this community is a place in which you can strengthen your atheism theories.

Charles Darwin bless you/..
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