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Tell me something I don't know
#41
RE: Tell me something I don't know
Rat's cannot vomit
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#42
RE: Tell me something I don't know
There is no spoon.
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#43
RE: Tell me something I don't know
(May 17, 2015 at 12:46 pm)Pyrrho Wrote:
(May 17, 2015 at 7:28 am)ignoramus Wrote: Then what's a bunch of faggots? (please don't say "Village people")

It is a bunch of bunches.  Think of it this way:  Groups of twigs are tied together with twine or rope or string or whatever, so that they are easier to move around.  One then can have several such groupings.  I seem to recall seeing them that way for burning people at the stake.

See:

[Image: The_Burning_of_Catherine_Hayes.jpg]

Would that qualify as a bunch of flaming faggots?



In Mexico, the Tooth Fairy is known as the Tooth Mouse.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#44
RE: Tell me something I don't know
A woman's blouse buttons from the opposite side of a man's shirt because when buttons first came about, the women that could afford buttons were dressed by servants and it was easier to button with the reversed layout.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

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-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
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#45
RE: Tell me something I don't know
(May 17, 2015 at 5:16 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(May 17, 2015 at 12:46 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: It is a bunch of bunches.  Think of it this way:  Groups of twigs are tied together with twine or rope or string or whatever, so that they are easier to move around.  One then can have several such groupings.  I seem to recall seeing them that way for burning people at the stake.

See:

[Image: The_Burning_of_Catherine_Hayes.jpg]

Would that qualify as a bunch of flaming faggots?
...

Yes.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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#46
RE: Tell me something I don't know
In the spirit in my Portland thread, but no one will ask this, I am sure. Angel  Portland is the only city in the US with a Volcano within the city limits. I live about 2+ miles from it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Tabo...nd,_Oregon
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#47
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Phew, I thought that bad boy was active. Dante's Peak and what not. If your hot spring smells sulfury, GET OUT!!!!!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#48
RE: Tell me something I don't know
(May 17, 2015 at 5:20 pm)IATIA Wrote: A woman's blouse buttons from the opposite side of a man's shirt because when buttons first came about, the women that could afford buttons were dressed by servants and it was easier to button with the reversed layout.

And unbutton from the front. If you're lucky enough to get that close.

My phun phacked:

Buzz Aldrin's real name is...


At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#49
RE: Tell me something I don't know
Dyslexia is an anagram of daily sex.

Wish I had it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#50
RE: Tell me something I don't know
(May 17, 2015 at 6:08 pm)Pyrrho Wrote:
(May 17, 2015 at 5:16 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Would that qualify as a bunch of flaming faggots?
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Yes.

I believe the technical term to apply to faggots is flamboyant.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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