He's probably soaking up more "wisdom" from answers-in-genesis.
With any luck he'll be back with a whole dump truck full of bullshit.
With any luck he'll be back with a whole dump truck full of bullshit.
The Statler Waldorf Balcony
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He's probably soaking up more "wisdom" from answers-in-genesis.
With any luck he'll be back with a whole dump truck full of bullshit.
He will be back, one can't leave so much arrogance behind like this. Its the weekend, he probably is on some bible camp filing a truck load of bullshit, like Min said
Hopefully he'll be back. I hadn't finished intellectually destroying his belief system.
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology. 'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain 'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln The Omnissiunt Wrote:Hopefully he'll be back. I hadn't finished intellectually destroying his belief system.I'm pretty sure you won't because no matter what you say you are wrong. He probably thinks the same towards you. but that's okay, I find it very entertaining and somewhat educational to read. RE: The Statler Waldorf Balcony
October 18, 2010 at 3:04 pm
(This post was last modified: October 18, 2010 at 3:33 pm by Statler Waldorf.)
(October 15, 2010 at 5:41 pm)The Omnissiunt One Wrote: Where to begin...? I like the question :-) Well scripture does not give us a lot on the nature of Adam's will. We understand how man's will works today (not a free will), but Adam's will would have been different. Many Theologens believe that Adam had a true libertarian free will, so he was just as likely to choose right than wrong apart from God's common grace. Whereas people today will always choose evil without the grace of God. Did God ordain the fall to occur? Yes, however God does not stand symetricaly behind evil events as he does good events. He ordains both to happen but does so in a manner that does not negate the responsibility of man. I would encourage you to pick up Jonathan Edward's "The Freedom of the Will" (the Theologen not the fake psychic haha) if you would like to learn more, I think it is probably the single best work on the subject. (October 15, 2010 at 8:27 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: I too wish to see more on anisotropic light as apart from this Robert Newton( who's creationist leanings automatically make him suspect) I can find nothing in mainstream literature. Ok, all of the views on the isotropic propagation of light use the Calculated Definition of Time. This is a viewponit of time that did not come about until the early 20th century (maybe late 19th). So scripture does not use this definition of time, it uses the observational definition of time. Under this definition of time light does move an-isotropically. So we are not playing with the speed of light so much as we are just defining time differently. So if all the light beams for the stars reached Earth on the 4th day of creation, this would mean that God created these stars on the 4th day. Even though, by using the calculated definition of time He would have created those same stars a longer period of time ago depending on how many light years the object is away from Earth. Scientists today will still jump back and forth between the two defintions of time, when naming cosmic events they use observed time (supernova 1987a), when you ask them when they believe the event "really" took place they will use the calcuated definition of time. So to argue against the Biblical account of creation with the calculated definition of time is in error because the account is not written using that definition of time. Does that make more sense? As to the question, "when science contradicts the Bible?"- I think I answered that in a different thread, but I can do it again if you'd like. Well I think most of us can agree that Science does not deal with absolutes, right? So I do not believe you can use something that is non-absolute to truly contradict something that makes absolute claims. It is very important to also read scripture while paying attention to when it is describing an event that is supposed to be natural, and when the event is supposed to be super-natural. If a virgin did give birth it would be a super-natural or miraculous event, I think we would all agree to this. The Bible describes this as a suepr-natural and miraculous event so I don't think it is appropriate to argue against this event as if it were completely natural. Now if you have a completley naturalistic worldview then I could see why you would not believe this story because it is impossible according to yoru worldview, but that is more just proof that people have different worldviews than it is proof the biblical account never happened. I do not believe science contradicts the Bible though because of the nature of evidence and how it is interpreted. (October 15, 2010 at 6:22 pm)Ace Wrote:(October 15, 2010 at 5:26 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: Yes I believe that creation happened in six 24 hour days on Earth. Well it is important to remember that not understanding "why" something is done, does not mean it was not done. I don't understand "why" a lot of you say the things you say, but that does not mean you did not say (type) them. That being said, we are given the reason for God's pattern of creation. God will use numbers symbolically, He always uses the number 7 to symbolize perfection. So a creation week of 7 days (the 7th being a day of rest) makes sense in that regard. He also created in this pattern to give His people a blue print to follow. The Jews works hard for 6 days and rested on the 7th, the reason they were given to do this was because God did it that way. (October 15, 2010 at 6:44 pm)Rayaan Wrote:(October 15, 2010 at 5:26 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: Heya, I elaborated on this some more in this thread, give it a look and see if it makes more sense. If it does not, I can elaborate some more. Ok? RE: The Statler Waldorf Balcony
October 18, 2010 at 3:40 pm
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Why don't you just start elaborating from now until you die? And don't hit "post reply" until you are ready to go to heaven in the next few seconds? I am sure none of this will make sense to anyone while you are alive. After you die, you can ask your tulip god why he ordained us to find you full of shit, and how that shifts the responsibility of finding you full of shit to us. Okay?
RE: The Statler Waldorf Balcony
October 18, 2010 at 3:50 pm
(This post was last modified: October 18, 2010 at 3:55 pm by Statler Waldorf.)
It's getting really tough to reply to your posts because you keep asserting I disagree with things that I never said I did, and actually pointed out that I do agree wtih. Light moves isotrpically when using the calculated definition of time, we all know this so stop trying to argue this point. Using the observational definition of time it moves an-isotropically, stop trying to use relativity and textbooks to agrue against this because they all use calculated time. The Bible is written using the observational definiton of time, so I am going to view light as propagating using this definition, this is not an erroneous thing to do, as long as I am clear as to which definition I am using. I think I already pointed out why pointing to annual tree rings is not an appropriate means of disproving the time of the flood, I think most scientists with a knowledge of dendrochronology would agree with me. So you will have to try and find some other evidence. I have not posted a lot of articles (though most of my info does come out of peer-reviewed sources) because they are not written for the lay person. So it's much more effective to summarize the article than just to post the link (as if posting a link proves anything). You will have to take up the alleged dating mistakes made in the lab with the actual secular labs that dated the material. All I know is that radio-metric and radiocarbon methods disagree quite often. Just recently a piece of mineralized wood was found in sandstone that geologically dated to 250 million years but the piece of wood dated to around 35,000 years. Sounds like something has got to give to me. (October 15, 2010 at 8:59 pm)Zen Badger Wrote:Quote:Statler Waldorf Wrote: Nope, creation scientists believe in an ice age. (October 16, 2010 at 9:35 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Is it just me or has stat-wal run off crying? Wishful thinking. I don't post on busy weekends. (October 18, 2010 at 3:04 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote:(October 15, 2010 at 5:41 pm)The Omnissiunt One Wrote: Where to begin...?I like the question :-) Well scripture does not give us a lot on the nature of Adam's will. We understand how man's will works today (not a free will), but Adam's will would have been different. Many Theologens believe that Adam had a true libertarian free will, so he was just as likely to choose right than wrong apart from God's common grace. Whereas people today will always choose evil without the grace of God. Did God ordain the fall to occur? Yes, however God does not stand symetricaly behind evil events as he does good events. He ordains both to happen but does so in a manner that does not negate the responsibility of man. I would encourage you to pick up Jonathan Edward's "The Freedom of the Will" (the Theologen not the fake psychic haha) if you would like to learn more, I think it is probably the single best work on the subject. That's the best answer I've heard to the question, which I've posed elsewhere. Nonetheless, it's not clear that libertarian free will is coherent in a deterministic universe. Besides, God's ordaining the Fall means that he is largely responsible for our evil today, for, as you say, we will always choose evil without his grace (though this is clearly untrue, as it's possible to abide by the Bible's commandments without accepting God's existence). Even if God is not responsible for our bad acts, he is still responsible for allowing them, thus permitting his creations to condemn themselves to hell.
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology. 'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain 'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln RE: The Statler Waldorf Balcony
October 18, 2010 at 3:58 pm
(This post was last modified: October 18, 2010 at 4:02 pm by Statler Waldorf.)
(October 15, 2010 at 11:22 pm)Zen Badger Wrote:(October 15, 2010 at 10:10 pm)Chuck Wrote: Why do you bother with that piece of shit? I find all of you equally amusing, so I guess it's a symbiotic relationship. I was actually telling a few of my friends (several of which have doctorates) about some of the arguments you guys use on here and they were also quite amused. So I say we continue for all of our enjoyment! (October 18, 2010 at 3:40 pm)Chuck Wrote: Why don't you just start elaborating from now until you die? And don't hit "post reply" until you are ready to go to heaven in the next few seconds? I am sure none of this will make sense to anyone while you are alive. After you die, you can ask your tulip god why he ordained us to find you full of shit, and how that shifts the responsibility of finding you full of shit to us. Okay? Why are you so hostile? You act like a creationist stole one of your girlfriends. I don't agree with atheists but I am hardly hostile towards them, I think that is a sign of a weak position actually. (October 17, 2010 at 10:45 am)The Omnissiunt One Wrote: Hopefully he'll be back. I hadn't finished intellectually destroying his belief system. Have not finished? You have not even started lol. You're kind of like one of those guys who jumps into a fight, gets roughed up beyond recognition then when his friends pull him out he says, "let me back at him, I was not done roughing that guy up!" haha. |
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