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DAWN OF JUSTICE
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DAWN OF JUSTICE
Batman vs superman? Um....okay. Maybe if Batman becomes Iron Man and gets himself a kryptonite power suit. He's pissed that Superman has attained god-like status and apparently hi-jinks ensue. Also, Wonder Woman's in the mix and has traded the star-spangled panties for a leather Xena battleskirt. Looks like it might be pretty good, though. I'll pay ten bucks to check it out.

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RE: DAWN OF JUSTICE
I agree. I'm primarily a Marvel fan-boy, but even my kind has to recognize the awesomeness of Batman and Superman...and Lobo. I got real bonered when Supes rips the doors off the Batmobile! That could go down as an iconic moment.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: DAWN OF JUSTICE
(August 4, 2015 at 9:29 pm)Exian Wrote: I agree. I'm primarily a Marvel fan-boy, but even my kind has to recognize the awesomeness of Batman and Superman...and Lobo. I got real bonered when Supes rips the doors off the Batmobile! That could go down as an iconic moment.
I agree. Ripping off the door to the Batmobile was so butch. I love that part.
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RE: DAWN OF JUSTICE
My first impression was also, Um....okay, but I may spend the $10 as well. It should be entertaining.

The next one should be Thor vs. Spiderman. Thor kills him in 5 seconds. That would be a treat. Big Grin
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' -Isaac Asimov-
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RE: DAWN OF JUSTICE
(August 5, 2015 at 12:06 am)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote: My first impression was also,  Um....okay, but I may spend the $10 as well. It should be entertaining.

The next one should be Thor vs. Spiderman. Thor kills him in 5 seconds. That would be a treat. Big Grin

5 seconds? You sure you wanna go on record saying that?
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RE: DAWN OF JUSTICE
(August 4, 2015 at 9:20 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Batman vs superman? Um....okay. Maybe if Batman becomes Iron Man and gets himself a kryptonite power suit. He's pissed that Superman has attained god-like status and apparently hi-jinks ensue. Also, Wonder Woman's in the mix and has traded the star-spangled panties for a leather Xena battleskirt. Looks like it might be pretty good, though. I'll pay ten bucks to check it out.



The star spangled panties would've justified the cost of admission.  But leather?  Can't see much through that, well unless you have X-ray vision.
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RE: DAWN OF JUSTICE
(August 5, 2015 at 12:40 am)Thena323 Wrote:
(August 5, 2015 at 12:06 am)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote: My first impression was also,  Um....okay, but I may spend the $10 as well. It should be entertaining.

The next one should be Thor vs. Spiderman. Thor kills him in 5 seconds. That would be a treat. Big Grin

5 seconds? You sure you wanna go on record saying that?

Hellz Yeah! Odin and the gang got my back! I ain't afraid of no spiders.
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' -Isaac Asimov-
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RE: DAWN OF JUSTICE
(August 5, 2015 at 1:14 am)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote:
(August 5, 2015 at 12:40 am)Thena323 Wrote: 5 seconds? You sure you wanna go on record saying that?

Hellz Yeah! Odin and the gang got my back! I ain't afraid of no spiders.
I know that Thor would win. I do like to think Spiderman would be resourceful enough to last more than a mere 5 seconds. By the way, if you ask Batman fans who would win between anyone and Batman, they will say Batman the World's Greatest Detective, yada, yada, yada. What a load!
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RE: DAWN OF JUSTICE
Thor kill spiderman? in 5 secs? Spit Coffee Bwahahahaha!!!
Do you have any idea between the earning difference between both the franchises?

As for Sups vs bats, it seems like they just replaced luther with bat, cause Lex has the exact same motivation for opposing superman.
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RE: DAWN OF JUSTICE
(August 5, 2015 at 1:51 am)Thena323 Wrote:
(August 5, 2015 at 1:14 am)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote: Hellz Yeah! Odin and the gang got my back! I ain't afraid of no spiders.
I know that Thor would win. I do like to think Spiderman would be resourceful enough to last more than a mere 5 seconds. By the way, if you ask Batman fans who would win between anyone and Batman, they will say Batman the World's Greatest Detective, yada, yada, yada. What a load!

Sometimes, I live in my own Marvel world, that isn't dictated by the need to fill a full-length, Hollywood film. Thor throws mjolnir, hits Spiderman in the head when he's not looking. Amen.
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' -Isaac Asimov-
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