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RE: Happy Birthday Losty!
August 7, 2015 at 6:09 pm
Have a birthday that's swell
Have a birthday that's great
And blow out the candles
But don't spit on the cake
YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
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The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: Happy Birthday Losty!
August 7, 2015 at 6:21 pm
Oooh happy happy happy birthday to my favoritest sex goddess evah!
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RE: Happy Birthday Losty!
August 7, 2015 at 8:29 pm
I hope she has big multiple birthday orgasm !!
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RE: Happy Birthday Losty!
August 7, 2015 at 9:20 pm
Holy shit! Happy Birthday Losty!
You have the worst case of cardiomegaly I've ever seen, and for that you deserve to have the best day ever today
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Happy Birthday Losty!
August 8, 2015 at 3:04 am
Happy B-Day Losty!
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RE: Happy Birthday Losty!
August 8, 2015 at 3:13 am
Happy birthday Losty!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
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RE: Happy Birthday Losty!
August 8, 2015 at 5:14 am
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot
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RE: Happy Birthday Losty!
August 8, 2015 at 6:37 am
Happy whatever-th anniversary of being expelled from a birth canal!!
Boru
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