The last person to post wins !

[Foxaèr]

*Posts even though I know someone else will post after me*

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

*Posts because i'm sure i'll win*

[vorlon13]

DEVASTATING NEWS FROM ARMOURDALE THIS HOUR... WE ARE RECEIVING WORD THAT A PARTICULARLY BAD CASE OF WASHER TILT HAS KILLED SEVEN AND WOUNDED FORTY-TWO OTHERS. IN A STATEMENT FROM QUINDARO, THE GRAND ALAN CALLED THIS THE DARKEST DAY IN ALANLAND HISTORY SINCE THE CATERPILLAR WAR... THE WARBLER DENOUNCED HIS STATEMENT AS BEING HISTORICALLY INSENSITIVE AND ALSO REMARKED THAT IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING COLFAX WOULD SAY.

ALANLAND UNIVERSITY FOOTBALL COACH MARTIN McMARTY, THE HEAD OF THE SPORTS UNIFORM STANDARDIZATION COMMISSION, ISSUED HIS REPORT TODAY ON ESTABLISHING ONE STANDARD UNIFORM FOR ALL SPORTS IN ALANLAND. THE NEW UNIFORM IS TO CONSIST OF A POLYESTER PONCHO, IN WHITE FOR HOME TEAMS AND BLACK FOR AWAY TEAMS, WITH PIPING ALONG THE EDGES IN THE SPORTS TEAM'S DISTINCTIVE COLORS. BENEATH THE PONCHO IS TO BE WORN BLACK GYM SHORTS AND TEAM-COLORED SOCKS. SHOES ARE TO BE ANY FLUORESCENT COLOR THE COACH LIKES, THOUGH ORANGE IS RECOMMENDED AS DEFAULT. THE REPORT HEADS TO THE GRAND ALAN'S DESK TO BE SIGNED ON TUESDAY.

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IS FACING CRITICISM TODAY AFTER THEY INADVERTENTLY MIXED UP SATURDAY'S FORECAST WITH THAT OF NOVEMBER 22ND...CAUSING THE TEMPERATURES TO BE EXTREMELY AND UNSEASONABLY COOL. CITIZENS WERE UNPREPARED FOR THE SUDDEN COLD SNAP... MANY RESIDENTS OF QUINDARO APPEARED ON THE SIDEWALK WEARING SHORT SLEEVED SHIRTS, LOOKING ABOUT CONFUSEDLY AT THE SUDDEN AUGUST SNOWFALL THAT WAS MEANT TO BE THE THIRD DAY OF A SLOW-MOVING SYSTEM SCHEDULED TO ROLL IN OVER THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY. THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE PLANS TO MAKE GOOD ON THE ERROR BY REPEATING JULY 4'S WEATHER ON SUNDAY, AND REUSING SATURDAY'S WEATHER ON THANKSGIVING AS PLANNED. METEOROLOGIST JIM EFFERSON: (FILE TAPE) "Obviously, we're disappointed that Thanksgiving's weather was spoiled, but we feel reusing the weather we saw Saturday is necessary, since it's a crucial part of the lead-up to the storm's climax, which fortunately remains secret at this time."

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

In other news,imma take a poop.

[Foxaèr]

Pooping is good.

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

Poop has always fascinated me

[Foxaèr]

*Dresses you in my poop*

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

I think Poop qualifies to be a God

[vorlon13]

your poop = twaddle and piffle

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

my poop = unicorn shit