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RE: AF Memes
August 13, 2015 at 12:50 am
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#662
RE: AF Memes
August 17, 2015 at 7:40 pm
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#663
RE: AF Memes
August 18, 2015 at 9:06 pm
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#664
RE: AF Memes
September 7, 2015 at 11:12 pm
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#665
RE: AF Memes
September 8, 2015 at 12:05 am
Made some memes today.. 


[Image: 2pZeeac.png]



And yes, I know how to spell Kentuckan. That's just to piss off the bigot breed I have dubbed, Kentuckians.

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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#666
RE: AF Memes
September 8, 2015 at 12:09 am
I wonder how she fathered twins....there's something she's not telling us!
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#667
RE: AF Memes
September 8, 2015 at 12:22 am
lol I didn't catch that. Good one Miss Losty, how indeed did she father those twins? ROFLOL

(too tired to sleuth which of the 4 husbands knocked her up with twins)
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: AF Memes
September 8, 2015 at 12:23 am
(September 8, 2015 at 12:09 am)Losty Wrote: I wonder how she fathered twins....there's something she's not telling us!

It's a miracle.

She IS the messiah.

Or maybe she's a very naughty boy!

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: AF Memes
September 8, 2015 at 1:33 am
Lmfao I hosted those at IMGUR? Got 1300 views and 26 comments immediately.

http://imgur.com/gallery/LaBzOOy?lr=1441685902


Then 300 some odd for this image:
http://imgur.com/gallery/2pZeeac?lr=1441687114


And a negative 2 rating whatever that means, with 16 comments


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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: AF Memes
January 6, 2016 at 2:11 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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