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Question Everything!
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Are you calling me a DIC?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Don't you want to be one?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Have you ever used a dictaphone?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Have you ever used a dickfer?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
Why do I feel like I'm going to regret asking what's a dickfer?
Isn't it too bad that this is in the question thread, so I can't simultaneously burn you with the punch line and thank you for knowingly taking the bait?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue
Why do I always get rejected by women when they find out I have more than one dickey?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Why do you own a dickey?
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
Why do you ask questions when the situation is so updog?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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