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The "Creepiest" thread
#91
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
I want to paint your face. Just not with paint.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#92
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
I notice you didn't pack a lunch. Here, have a banana. *makes eye contact*
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#93
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
I noticed you didn't have a spare house key, so I made one for you.
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#94
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
I love how your name looks on my basement wall.
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?” 
― Tom StoppardRosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
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#95
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
I made this portrait of you! I used real everything!
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#96
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
Guys, why can't we all be creepy without sounding like Hannibal!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#97
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
Let's be friends forever…
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#98
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
And ever.
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?” 
― Tom StoppardRosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
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#99
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
Your voice would sound just lovely muffled
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
Aurora Wrote:And ever.

Mmmm Nerds pop in your mouth!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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