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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 7:16 pm
I want to paint your face. Just not with paint.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 7:36 pm
I notice you didn't pack a lunch. Here, have a banana. *makes eye contact*
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 10:46 pm
I noticed you didn't have a spare house key, so I made one for you.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 11:02 pm
I love how your name looks on my basement wall.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 11:58 pm
I made this portrait of you! I used real everything!
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 29, 2015 at 12:12 am
Guys, why can't we all be creepy without sounding like Hannibal!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 29, 2015 at 12:14 am
Let's be friends forever…
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 29, 2015 at 12:53 am
Your voice would sound just lovely muffled
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