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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 29, 2015 at 6:02 pm
[Stares slack-jawed at Luckie from a distance, mumbling to himself]: I remember about the rabbits . . . I will name her George, and I will hug her, and pet her, and squeeze her . . . and we will live off'un the fat of the land.
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#122
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 29, 2015 at 6:24 pm
I bet your spit tastes real good.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 29, 2015 at 6:47 pm
Just wanted to let you know, I had a lot of fun sleeping over last night, and that I slept over last night.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#124
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 29, 2015 at 6:57 pm
I got you dressed, I didn't wash you though, you smell better without soap.
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#125
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 29, 2015 at 7:17 pm
Thank you for a fantastic time, you were amazing! What was that scent you used on me, the one with that peppery smell?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#126
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 29, 2015 at 7:38 pm
Psst. You awake? I found your key under the mat.

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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#127
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 29, 2015 at 8:23 pm
I would split you in half like a piece of lumber....
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#128
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 29, 2015 at 8:28 pm
Does your mom or dad know that you "talk" to me?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#129
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 29, 2015 at 8:32 pm
Welcome to the Catholic Church
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#130
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 29, 2015 at 8:34 pm
You look like you want it up the bum.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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