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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 12:57 am
(September 29, 2015 at 9:21 pm)ignoramus Wrote: (September 29, 2015 at 6:02 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: [Stares slack-jawed at Luckie from a distance, mumbling to himself]: I remember about the rabbits . . . I will name her George, and I will hug her, and pet her, and squeeze her . . . and we will live off'un the fat of the land. One of my fav books...!
You are both banned.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 4:00 am
(September 29, 2015 at 1:43 am)Luckie Wrote: I can't tell if your profile pic is a rabbit eating lettuce, or a guinea pig chowin on some spinach--but either way: your profile picture is sexy!
As I said before ... It's Spock!
He was in a transporter with the cat he was patting and it malfunctioned fusing the 2 dna's together.
Somehow he looks like a rabbit ... Anyway, his carers sued successfully and won a lifetime supply of spinach as compensation!
It's the happiest that depressing insensitive uncaring Vulcan's ever been! Everybody wins!
It makes so much logical sense. 
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 4:40 am
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2015 at 4:53 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
See? Right here on my release papers is says, 'Poses only minimal danger to himself and others'. You get that? Minimal.
NOW will you go out with me?
Boru
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 5:25 am
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This one creeped me out just typing it...
G'day! How's it going? Ya lost? Let me know if you need a lift?
Anyway, the name's Ivan 
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 6:31 am
You look exactly like my last girlfriend right before she died.
I noticed that you have the same body as my si...... er.......... other woman that I know.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 7:29 am
Hey there sexy, did you, per chance, drop this?
*presents necklace made of your baby teeth*
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 10:13 am
I'm pulling off your sexy top.
Now I'm unclasping your bra.
Now I'll pull down your tight shorts.
Now I'm going to slowly slide your wet panties down.
Slowly...
Slowly...
Ooh yes, that's nice...
The elastic was cutting into my legs.
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September 30, 2015 at 12:33 pm
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Hehe 
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 1:24 pm
Lean back so I can get a better look at you....
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 2:43 pm
Cute dog! Can I pet him?
(You don't have a dog)
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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