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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 3:05 pm
[Walks into your house, whistling The Who's "Fiddle About"]
Hi, I'm the new babysitter. So I'll be watching your kids 'til about eleven, eh?
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 3:08 pm
People say I've got my mother's eyes, and they're right. Right on that shelf behind you.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 3:29 pm
You said you wanted to do something fun on our date so I got us dual appointments for colon therapy.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 3:36 pm
Someone you really don't want to have to deal with.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 5:06 pm
I'm treating you to a steam at the same place Gwyneth uses.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 6:51 pm
I suppose I'm just a romantic at heart. I incessantly courted and wooed my last girlfriend until she sighed those magical words I'd been longing to hear...
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 7:05 pm
I learned everything I need to know from Bill Cosby.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 30, 2015 at 11:37 pm
Wow, you're even cuter than my last victimgirlfriend. Say, are you by any chance into giant bags? My last girlfriend was really into them. Not at first, though; it was only after she met me that she really got into them. We didn't talk much. She never answered her phone; she was always tied up with something. And you're so slim too. Whenever she opened her mouth it was just to shove a burger and fries in and then the duct-tape went back on. I have some really cool custom carpet on the inside of my trunk, wanna see?
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
October 1, 2015 at 3:47 am
I love the way you smell when you're nervous
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