I have news for you peeps of AF...

[Angrboda]

[JesusHChrist]

Mr killingsworth,

Have you ever been raped by vampires on bourbon street in New Orleans? I hear if you go to certain places and mix with the wrong crowd, you might get your drink spiked.

Next thing you know, you're surrounded by blood sucking vampires who will violate you with all manner of perversity while imbibing in their favourite beverage. Later, they might treat you to a savory crawfish etouffee.

[The Valkyrie]

That's okay.

I'm the daughter of Odin the AllFather and I have proof.

Odin, and my brother Thor are more powerful than the Abrahamic demi-god and his triple personality disorder. Proof? When was the last time you saw a frost giant.

Check mate.

[Edwardo Piet]

My real name, Michael means "like god" therefore I am goldly. Undeniable proof that I am more holy than JBrentonK who is merely linked to other people with names that supposedly have something etymologically similar to "god". Suck on it JK!

(Well actually I'd rather you didn't suck on it, you're not my type. But you know what I mean).

[JBrentonK]

Well you're in luck Evie! Mikhael (and not Michael) is one of the 7 kings of God's kingdom! Because you'd say something like that, it means there is hope for you as an atheist! But no, Michael is one of the higher kings (he's the fourth), but he is nothing like king Cassiel. Nevertheless, as a fellow "mortal", you might like belonging with the "Mikhael" crowd. But on Earth, it is problematic if you don't belong to something you like. I'm in with the Cassiel crowd. Not much higher than Mikhael, but then again not much lower either....

I just get really high perks from posting on internet web forums. Sometimes anyway. When people start to really notice what I'm like, I stick out just as I am as a person, which is really unique you know, and I have better behavior, more manners, more intelligence,- just plain a lot more to say. I'm a "higher" person than every other person in sight, and the thing is, everybody knows it. It's weird that you mention that Mikhael is "like God." I believe the name actually means "the name of God" (Mikhael is the name of God - or whatever). But if you like being an atheist so much, maybe you like the qualities that God gave you to understand. And it's always a good step picking up something (atheism is not one of those things, it completely removes even the 'word' "God".).

But yeah, I'm really up there when people talk about me. It's always an absolutely simple mindedness or a problem with the persons approach to any given topic. It's like a clumsyness of mind that other people have that I don't.

I recently approached the topic of "being a son of God" for real (for the first time). I figured out that most likely, because Jesus is "Gods only son", I may have some abilitys like him. And it was really refreshing, thinking about deep and profound conversations again for a moment or so at least. I was outside talking to myself and had a few moments time to reflect upon my own nature as a part of God's trinity. Everybody does stuff like this, but they don't put themself "right next" to Jesus and discuss a topic like they are showing up the whole world. At least intellectually.

But no, if your mind can handle Michael, that's well enough. You just gotta try using it in complex word sentences. Open up to the reality that "Michael" is actually a king of God's kingdom first of all. And only then start to realize that everybody shares "Michael" like traits or characteristics. Really get it through your head that people are like you, and you're on the first step to understanding what that implies to the atheist movement you're a part of.


I feel like I'm conversing with children who don't know how to address a topic. People, if you plan to hear anything else about being a member of the family of God in the near future, I suggest you post, post and then post some more. Because my family is that of God's, you don't have to worry about what you say, just make sure to say something that contributes to the general consensus of the thread. Kind of like my reply to Evie. I didn't take it too hard on her but told her that it's hard to be an atheist if you believe in Michael (the name of God). You just can't state repetitively the same opinion that Mikhael would give you if you believed in him.

So like I say, say something about God's real family or make it a note that God's real family doesn't have a name. After all, Killingsworth is probably the most noble family name there is. It's just a shock that the rest of the world hasn't heard it yet.

[Angrboda]

Nobody cares, crackpot.

[Jackalope]

Nobody cares, crackpot.

QFT, and because I really dig the word 'crackpot'. It just rolls off the tongue.

[JBrentonK]

Well, if they are at all interested, there's a lot for them to say.

[SteelCurtain]

This shit is stupid.

[JesusHChrist]

Nobody cares, crackpot.

QFT, and because I really dig the word 'crackpot'.  It just rolls off the tongue.

It truly is an evocative, excellent word. "Crackpot". 

And so apropos to the current scumbag.