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RE: Why not Dodekatheism?
October 21, 2015 at 3:24 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 3:14 pm)Jenny A Wrote: (October 21, 2015 at 3:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Interestingly, you can remove about the middle half of that sentence and it would still apply beautifully.
Losty would like that. 
I know...
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why not Dodekatheism?
October 21, 2015 at 3:24 pm
I'm ALMOST convinced, Losty.
Tell me more...
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"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Why not Dodekatheism?
October 21, 2015 at 3:33 pm
Well, I'm intrigued because I just wanna SIN and these gods seem like they'd be totally cool with that.
But won't these gods require some form of tribute? It could get expensive...that's a lot of fuckin' gods!
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RE: Why not Dodekatheism?
October 21, 2015 at 3:34 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 3:32 pm)Losty Wrote: (October 21, 2015 at 3:24 pm)Beccs Wrote: I'm ALMOST convinced, Losty.
Tell me more...
About 12 gods/goddesses of sex/sexuality/lust 
No need for gods/goddesses. I can manage horny all on my own.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Why not Dodekatheism?
October 21, 2015 at 3:56 pm
[Crosses arms]
[looks stern]
[taps right foot in annoyance with a slowly quickening syncopation]
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Why not Dodekatheism?
October 21, 2015 at 4:30 pm
You left out the toilet god and someone here told me there is one. That's unforgivable. Based on that I'm out.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Why not Dodekatheism?
October 21, 2015 at 4:52 pm
Yes, there is a toilet god; and the duck is his only begotten son.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why not Dodekatheism?
October 21, 2015 at 5:44 pm
Anusius will smite you.
And when he smites you it's a pain in the ass.
