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This story is being shared on Facebook, et al
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RE: This story is being shared on Facebook, et al
October 22, 2015 at 5:47 pm
(October 22, 2015 at 5:46 pm)abaris Wrote:
(October 22, 2015 at 5:44 pm)Strider Wrote: Really? Timmy still eats his boogers and occasionally wets the bed, but he's ready to accept Jesus as his lord and savior. Yeah, okay.

He would just as easily accept Harry Potter, if introduced.

Hermione would be a better role model.

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October 22, 2015 at 5:51 pm
(October 22, 2015 at 5:47 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(October 22, 2015 at 5:46 pm)abaris Wrote: He would just as easily accept Harry Potter, if introduced.

Hermione would be a better role model.

Better looking too, and much more suited for a young boys imagination [emoji13]
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RE: This story is being shared on Facebook, et al
October 22, 2015 at 5:52 pm
This reminds me of stories about a plane crashing, but someone survives and people praise god for that. He's not powerful enough to stop the whole thing from happening. Only powerful enough to do things that could also be ascribed to luck.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: This story is being shared on Facebook, et al
October 22, 2015 at 5:53 pm
(October 22, 2015 at 5:51 pm)Easy Guns Wrote: Better looking too, and much more suited for a young boys imagination [emoji13]

If he can fall for Jesus, he can fall for Harry Potter. At that age, looks don't matter.
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RE: This story is being shared on Facebook, et al
October 22, 2015 at 6:00 pm
I just lost 12 IQ points reading that.

It makes me stabby.
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RE: This story is being shared on Facebook, et al
October 22, 2015 at 6:05 pm
And the little boy's name was Ronald Reagan. And that was - the rest of the story
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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October 22, 2015 at 6:05 pm
(October 22, 2015 at 6:00 pm)Mermaid Wrote: I just lost 12 IQ points reading that.

It makes me stabby.

I was hoping I wouldn't cause any more than just a headache lol Sorry!
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RE: This story is being shared on Facebook, et al
October 22, 2015 at 6:14 pm
All praise Tireus, the god of tire popping.
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RE: This story is being shared on Facebook, et al
October 22, 2015 at 6:17 pm (This post was last modified: October 22, 2015 at 6:17 pm by Alex K.)
(October 22, 2015 at 6:14 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: All praise Tireus, the god of tire popping.

HE be praised who is infinitely tiresome!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: This story is being shared on Facebook, et al
October 22, 2015 at 7:03 pm
(October 22, 2015 at 5:44 pm)Strider Wrote: Given my region and the fact that most of my facebook "friends" are from here, I used to see these kinds of posts every single day before I got rid of my account. My favorites were the ones where somebody's four or five-year-old kid gets "saved".

Really? Timmy still eats his boogers and occasionally wets the bed, but he's ready to accept Jesus as his lord and savior. Yeah, okay.

As long as Timmy is only eating his own . .


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