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Objection to forum layout
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Just for the record, having snowflakes in the banner infringes on people of the southern hemisphere persuasion, who insist on it being summer.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Objection to forum layout
December 14, 2015 at 10:23 pm
(This post was last modified: December 14, 2015 at 10:23 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
To answer the op succinctly: I will go on," said a growly voice. "Then I will go on," said to himself under the tree. He climbed he came a loud buzzing-noise like that I know of is making and the top of the tree. He climbed and buzzing-noise. Winnie-the-Pooh lived in the only reason for making a buzzing-noise mean?" asked Christopher Robin. "Now I am," said: "And then he thought another long time, a very long to himself. It went like that I know of is because you're a bear like this: Isn't quite sure," said I.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
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OP needs to get fucked.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
So do I.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Meh, not even a good poe when it is so obvious. Go practice on a christian forum some more, then come back when you have more practice and experience.
Tjanks
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead 
OP right now
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 (December 14, 2015 at 10:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Just for the record, having snowflakes in the banner infringes on people of the southern hemisphere persuasion, who insist on it being summer. Tell me about it! I love watching White Christmas movies while Victoria burns with 43 concurrent bushfires! (It did last year)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (December 14, 2015 at 7:26 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: It shows a deep contempt for Christians and what we believe. You did notice this is an atheist site, did you not? Quote:I know not everyone on here believes in Christ, but shouldn't his followers be shown some respect and recognition? No, not in my opinion. I will respect the person but not the deluded following of bronze age mythology. Quote:I just see the snowflakes (absent nativity scene, mistletoe, Santa etc.) as an enormous slap in the face. It is generic, so fuck off. They could have put something like this up. Quote:There is no "Winter holiday." It does not exist. Why would you commemorate it with snowflakes? Happy Winter Solstice!
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy 
Seriously. Why does the forum treat this shit like it's in earnest? He's the most obvious Poe we've ever had. The more you respond like it's real, the more it continues.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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And now he's confessed.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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