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Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off!
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RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off!
December 22, 2015 at 9:23 pm
(December 22, 2015 at 9:15 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What percentage of these people are religious? Curious.

I don't know, but not 69.




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December 22, 2015 at 9:28 pm
13?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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December 22, 2015 at 10:24 pm
I wonder what percent of them own a sex toy vagina and/or blow up doll? My guess is all. Then I begin wondering what the average shelf life of the item is. Do they get emotionally attached and enshrine the used up ones? Kept on the mantle like cremains?
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RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off!
December 22, 2015 at 10:31 pm
I like that word "cremains"!

Never heard it before, but it's perfect...
What other double meaning origin words are there?

Chilax? (I know, very 90's)
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#35
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off!
December 22, 2015 at 11:16 pm
(December 22, 2015 at 10:31 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I like that word "cremains"!

Never heard it before, but it's perfect...
What other double meaning origin words are there?

Chilax? (I know, very 90's)

Sounds like you're looking for portmanteaux


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RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off!
December 22, 2015 at 11:46 pm
haha I would suggest whoever wrote this to go like in eastern Europe or in Afganistan.
Basically what they mean when they say that premarital sex and adultery should be illegal while at the same time prostitution should be legalized is this: If I marry a girl she should be faithful, she should also be a virgin. However if I am horny then I should be given sexual pleasures from chicks I like.Which century are they from again? haha
That being said, I am against feminism.
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RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off!
December 23, 2015 at 1:01 am
(December 22, 2015 at 7:28 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(December 22, 2015 at 6:21 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: Involuntarily celibate? Haha, isn't that another way to say 'loser who can't get laid.' ?

With attitudes like that, it's no surprise.

Then the funny part is that all the woman who won't fuck them are sluts. lul wat?
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RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off!
December 23, 2015 at 1:05 am
(December 23, 2015 at 1:01 am)CapnAwesome Wrote:
(December 22, 2015 at 7:28 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: With attitudes like that, it's no surprise.

Then the funny part is that all the woman who won't fuck them are sluts. lul wat?

Yeah they do seem a little confused on the nomenclature.
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RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off!
December 23, 2015 at 1:07 am
(December 22, 2015 at 6:47 pm)AFTT47 Wrote:
(December 22, 2015 at 6:21 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: Involuntarily celibate? Haha, isn't that another way to say 'loser who can't get laid.' ?

It always amazes me to no end that so many of those guys hate "slutty women." I would think they would cherish them.

I think it's not so much sex that they want as much as a demure slave with no spark of independence or self identity who they can dominate and own like a piece of property. That would bore the hell out of me but to each his own. As to changing our laws to benefit these worthless fuckstains, I think not. Let them get one of those inflatable dolls.

I love 'slutty' women. I would probably say sexually liberated, but whatever. I'm fairly slutty myself and I love sex and talking about sex and trying new things. Prudes just don't do it for me.
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RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off!
December 23, 2015 at 1:14 am (This post was last modified: December 23, 2015 at 1:15 am by Alex K.)
They are probably lesbians, too. Lesbian sluts who owe them sex.
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