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(February 16, 2011 at 9:52 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Welcome Reverend. You'll save some of his blood for me, yes? Favorite flavoring agent in Jewish dishes.

I hear Sarah Palin absolutely loves blood libel bagels with her moose chilli.

In the Netherlands I hear the Jews fill the holes of the desecrated host wafers with dutch chocolate.. it sounds devilishly delicious.

mmmm...jeebus flesh.

by the way summer queen..I love the Camus quote in your signature..always glad to meet another fan of that great absurdist...my favorite philosophy.

**thesummerqueen** · February 16, 2011 at 10:35 am

That's a lie - no Jew would touch a communion wafer - they're the only thing that tastes nastier than matzos.

reverendjeremiah · February 16, 2011 at 11:20 am

(February 16, 2011 at 10:35 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: That's a lie - no Jew would touch a communion wafer - they're the only thing that tastes nastier than matzos.

I suppose they had to invent Matzos after that seige where they had to eat that shit bread just to get the taste out of their mouths.

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"And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them." (Ezekiel 4:12-13)

I hear you can substitute cow dung instead of that cometh dung..

**thesummerqueen** · February 16, 2011 at 11:22 am

We don't like to waste anything, you know. Otherwise, we'd have had to pay for some other filler.

8BitAtheist · February 16, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Welcome Rev! Worship me and I'll keep promising to give you a blender. (Albeit never actually giving you one) Smile

reverendjeremiah · February 16, 2011 at 4:06 pm

(February 16, 2011 at 3:58 pm)8BitAtheist Wrote: Welcome Rev! Worship me and I'll keep promising to give you a blender. (Albeit never actually giving you one)

8 bit is playing with my emotions..blending is an art..man I can make some magic with my blender..and when you are done taking a sip I guarentee you will say "Man..thats great trout!"

**thesummerqueen** · (This post was last modified: February 16, 2011 at 4:08 pm by thesummerqueen.)

(February 16, 2011 at 4:06 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: 8 bit is playing with my emotions..blending is an art..man I can make some magic with my blender..and when you are done taking a sip I guarentee you will say "Man..thats great trout!"

I believe it. It's how this stuff gets made:

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Which, I might add, I actually DO like.

reverendjeremiah · February 16, 2011 at 4:29 pm

(February 16, 2011 at 4:08 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I believe it. It's how this stuff gets made:
Which, I might add, I actually DO like.

GAG! I threw up in my mouth a little bit and choked it back down. How about one of those Matzos to get the taste out of my mouth?

Besides..its the wrong color..it should be translucent brown with a tad of lumpy green

**thesummerqueen** · February 16, 2011 at 4:34 pm

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KichigaiNeko · February 17, 2011 at 4:07 am

(February 16, 2011 at 4:06 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: 8 bit is playing with my emotions..blending is an art..man I can make some magic with my blender..and when you are done taking a sip I guarentee you will say "Man..thats great trout!"

Midnight Margaritas?? Worship

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