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Pastafarian Monastery
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RE: Pastafarian Monastery
May 28, 2016 at 10:42 am
A cathedral to our FSM !!!

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RE: Pastafarian Monastery
May 28, 2016 at 8:08 pm
(May 28, 2016 at 10:18 am)Mamacita Wrote: But... 

the book of the holy spaghetti monster says there's plenty of sex in pasta heaven. Yes, there's a book, and yes, it does say that. Wouldn't the monks be practicing sex as holy rituals then?

What do you think cannelloni and manicotti are for? But that would be the guys. I'm guessing the ladies get a fist full of fusilli or gemelli.
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RE: Pastafarian Monastery
May 28, 2016 at 8:33 pm
lubed with sacred olive oil, of course
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