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I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?

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I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
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I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 17, 2013 at 5:00 pm
A question i must ask is: Is it a sin to eat pasta?

If so, everyone in Italy shall be going to our hell.


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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 17, 2013 at 5:02 pm
No... your sins are washed away by eating it... silly Phish.
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 17, 2013 at 5:05 pm (This post was last modified: March 17, 2013 at 5:06 pm by LastPoet.)
No, His Holy Noodliness wants you to embrace his pasta way. Hell, Catholics eat the flesh and blood of Christ, AKA God, for whatever warped reason there is. (transubstantiantion for you laymen).

My take is that priests do enjoy the blood part, lots of it.
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 17, 2013 at 5:21 pm
No. There is no Pastafarian hell, silly.
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 17, 2013 at 5:47 pm
Pastafarian Hell has no pasta....you fucking heretic.
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 17, 2013 at 5:49 pm
(March 17, 2013 at 5:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pastafarian Hell has no pasta....you fucking heretic.

I eat pasta every single day... no pasta doesn't even make sense as an idea in my brain.
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 17, 2013 at 6:42 pm
(March 17, 2013 at 5:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pastafarian Hell has no pasta....you fucking heretic.

Blasphemy! Cast the heretic into the beer volcano!
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 18, 2013 at 7:53 am (This post was last modified: March 18, 2013 at 7:54 am by Kayenneh.)
You guys are obviously not True PastafariansTM..

Remember to stay away from the Antipasto!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 18, 2013 at 7:57 am
(March 17, 2013 at 5:00 pm)Phish Wrote: A question i must ask is: Is it a sin to eat pasta?

If so, everyone in Italy shall be going to our hell.


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You're not a True Pastafarian™ unless you eat of the meatballs and drink of the sauce.
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 18, 2013 at 8:41 am
(March 18, 2013 at 7:57 am)catfish Wrote: You're not a True Pastafarian™ unless you eat of the meatballs and drink of the sauce.

Blasphemer! The sauce shall be dipped with bread so it becomes holy, Only then we will accept our true saviour™ The FSM (pbuh). (Still better than the catholic crakers, I tasted that shit, its fucking unleaven bread!). Big Grin
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