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Poll: Who will(would) you vote for?
This poll is closed.
Trump
2.94%
1 2.94%
Clinton
52.94%
18 52.94%
Abstain
2.94%
1 2.94%
The world is going to end
14.71%
5 14.71%
Other
26.47%
9 26.47%
Total 34 vote(s) 100%
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Who will you vote for?
#61
RE: Who will you vote for?
Beccs for dictator, 2016!!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#62
RE: Who will you vote for?
I would happily vote for your... dictation.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#63
RE: Who will you vote for?
(July 6, 2016 at 1:21 am)Losty Wrote:
(July 6, 2016 at 1:18 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: As explained in the New Rules thread, it wasn't about kids, but it was based on my forgetting the addendum Rob put in there. It's important to me to clarify this, for obvious reasons. I don't regard child molestation as a joking matter.

Yep I never thought you did. Didn't mean to make it sound that way. Sorry.

No prob, I know you didn't mean it that way, just wanted to make sure no one took it otherwise.

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#64
RE: Who will you vote for?
(July 6, 2016 at 2:56 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: I would happily vote for your... dictation.

Me too. Provided that she gets up close and personal with her voters [emoji6]
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#65
RE: Who will you vote for?
I'll bring the microphone.

Wait, that came out wrong.

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#66
RE: Who will you vote for?
(July 6, 2016 at 2:56 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: I would happily vote for your... dictation.
Dictatorship, you mean.

See, that joke doesn't work since the words dictator and dictation can't really be conjoined semantically in this particular instance.

/See, let me repeat myself, no matter what was meant, it can't make sense for the reason described above.
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#67
RE: Who will you vote for?
Woosh.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#68
RE: Who will you vote for?
(July 6, 2016 at 4:28 am)Excited Penguin Wrote:
(July 6, 2016 at 2:56 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: I would happily vote for your... dictation.
Dictatorship, you mean.

See, that joke doesn't work since the words dictator and dictation can't really be conjoined semantically in this particular instance.

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#69
RE: Who will you vote for?
(July 6, 2016 at 4:38 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
(July 6, 2016 at 4:28 am)Excited Penguin Wrote: Dictatorship, you mean.

See, that joke doesn't work since the words dictator and dictation can't really be conjoined semantically in this particular instance.

[Image: silly_penguin.png]

Let me quote SC now, while exchanging the word dictation for its described meaning.

Quote:I would happily vote for your... action of giving orders authoritatively or categorically..


Does that make sense? Barely, it is an egregious thing stilistically, at the very least. And it sure as hell isn't what he meant to say. So one of two things happened, meaning was sacrificed on the altar of humour, or he made a mistake.

Very simply put, you don't vote for an action, you vote for a state of things. You vote for a dictatorship, not a dictation. This is becoming extremely silly, people on this forum never know when to admit they're wrong.

If you're going to try and be witty, take care that you know your English well enough to do it with a trace amount of grace, if nothing else. And if you're going to dismiss criticism out of hand, don't, instead make sure that you've payed enough attention to it first.
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#70
RE: Who will you vote for?
Woosh.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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