God is no longer a Myth

[Emporion]

I've converted into Godology. It's the atheistic religion where you must accept Science as your Lord and Savior. Some scientists died over saving our unshakable faith in Science. To become a follower of Science, you must have blind faith that the core premise(the generic God, not to be confused with the Christian deity called by the same name), for all religions which exist, is true "God exists."


I can see all of the misguided theists responses,"Welcome to the club, fellow believer.", and it makes me wish they weren't such brainwashed ignorants.


How clear is this? I will review all of your suggestions and see if I can improve on the main paragraph from those suggestions.

Please remember, this is my first draft. Think out of the box if need be. Be creative.

If anyone is still confused about my post, I am creating a scientific parody on Christianity.

[reverendjeremiah]

Pictured above - An Absurdist's perspective on skepticism

[Emporion]

I can't see the picture. It's broken on my end.

[theVOID]

Great, you have fun with your one man parody movement...

[Emporion]

Void, why do you post negativity in threads you don't like/think are...pseudo-intellectual? It's like you have a desire to make negative post instead of just ignoring the thread you don't like. What's up with that?

[Captain Scarlet]

Void, why do you post negativity in threads you don't like/think are...pseudo-intellectual? It's like you have a desire to make negative post instead of just ignoring the thread you don't like. What's up with that?

Probably becuase, he doesn't like them! He is entitled to express his view, its a forum.

Personally I find this thread irksome and trying a little too hard, but normally I don't respond. Don't expect to universally receive positive feedback.

[thesummerqueen]

Void, why do you post negativity in threads you don't like/think are...pseudo-intellectual? It's like you have a desire to make negative post instead of just ignoring the thread you don't like. What's up with that?

Something's got to pass the time between porn and coding, and smartassery wins every time.

[Emporion]

Void, why do you post negativity in threads you don't like/think are...pseudo-intellectual? It's like you have a desire to make negative post instead of just ignoring the thread you don't like. What's up with that?

Probably becuase, he doesn't like them! He is entitled to express his view, its a forum.

Personally I find this thread irksome and trying a little too hard, but normally I don't respond. Don't expect to universally receive positive feedback.

I just think he is wasting his time. I don't deliberately go to a smoking forum to tell people how bad it is to smoke. I have better things to do with my time than diverge into useless things. Or is that why he is called TheVoid with Bertrand Russell as his avatar? Now that makes no sense at all.

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Void, why do you post negativity in threads you don't like/think are...pseudo-intellectual? It's like you have a desire to make negative post instead of just ignoring the thread you don't like. What's up with that?

Something's got to pass the time between porn and coding, and smartassery wins every time.

Oh, so Void is your alter-ego? How do you know he does that? I find porn a bit mentally intrusive, but I'm like 10 yrs. from when I'll probably want to do it, which is mostly why I stay away from it.

Have any ideas for my parity improvement?

[reverendjeremiah]

I can't see the picture. It's broken on my end.

Follow this link:
http://www.funz.eu/wp-content/uploads/20...thing1.jpg

[Emporion]

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