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Lucifer
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Lucifer
Lucifer had it all - immortality, noble life in eternal servitude to The most badass Alpha male. And yet he along with his hommies gave it up for pussy and position as rulers of earth. 

Question to Christians:
How comes God was betrayed for pussy?

P.S. Lucifer, even if your ugly and scary, I feel ya. Fruit is just too sweet.
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#2
RE: Lucifer
and it's not easy getting laid when you look like this:

[Image: satan_the_devil_painting_by_Michael_Pacher.jpg]
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#3
RE: Lucifer
Hehe
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#4
RE: Lucifer
or this:

[Image: green-turtle.jpg]



Tongue
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#5
RE: Lucifer
(July 7, 2016 at 11:14 am)vorlon13 Wrote: and it's not easy getting laid when you look like this:

[Image: satan_the_devil_painting_by_Michael_Pacher.jpg]

Well......


[Image: Who-is-a-Millionaire.jpg]

depends on how rich you are.
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#6
RE: Lucifer
(July 7, 2016 at 11:31 am)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: Who-is-a-Millionaire.jpg]

depends on how rich you are.

The plastic surgeon (not shown)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Lucifer
(July 7, 2016 at 11:14 am)vorlon13 Wrote: and it's not easy getting laid when you look like this:

[Image: satan_the_devil_painting_by_Michael_Pacher.jpg]

Well, that explains the guy wearing the funny hat and his professional choice. But in fairness, I'll bet the guy on the right doesn't do much better.
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#8
RE: Lucifer
Nobody likes to devote every moment of their life to another person. Especially if that person only really cares about himself. For god so loved the world, that he calls them all evil for not being exactly like him. Or maybe the problem is, that we're actually more like him than he wanted us to be.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#9
RE: Lucifer
Lucifer's sin was to covet what God was/had. In essence he wanted to be the shot caller. He wanted to be the alpha and omega, not a servant.
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RE: Lucifer
(July 7, 2016 at 2:31 pm)Drich Wrote: Lucifer's sin was to covet what God was/had. In essence he wanted to be the shot caller. He wanted to be the alpha and omega, not a servant.

Seems as though that should make one wonder what gave Mr. Lucifer reason to believe that he could.
Become the shot caller, Alpha and Omega that is.

It certainly crossed my mind as a believer. Didn't care to think on it too hard, though.
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