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Void has a very sarcastic, biting, and hot sense of humor. I like it. I'm not making a straw man. Void obviously didn't see your post as funny. Actually, I didn't find much humor in it either. It felt as if you were trying a wee bit too hard. That's just my opinion of course, maybe someone else here thought it was hysterical.
By the way, dear, there's already a "scientific" parody of Christianity...and Tom Cruise promotes it.
April 29, 2011 at 4:37 pm (This post was last modified: April 29, 2011 at 4:39 pm by Shell B.)
(April 29, 2011 at 4:29 pm)Emporion Wrote: Yeah, you wish I'm so serious so you can pull out your straw man argument, with no factual basis.
What strawman are you talking about? Oh, you must mean the speculation above, which was by no means an argument for or against anything.
(April 29, 2011 at 4:29 pm)Emporion Wrote: Actually, I was hoping the members here would assist in my parody creation and Void's response scared me a little. So, I decided to take out my frustration on him. All just wishful thinking really. So, was Void joking?
Why would we want to create a parody that essentially pokes fun at atheism? Atheists don't worship anything and, speaking for myself, the idea of worship is offensive. I don't understand why you would be scared by an innocuous post, but I do not think Void was joking. I cannot and do not speak for anyone here, though, Void included.
(April 29, 2011 at 4:29 pm)Emporion Wrote: Man, I could create hypothetical "not taking jokes as jokes" all day long.
The thing is, you are not joking and you expected Void to have a sense of humor about something that was not a joke. A parody is not really a joke. It is a mockery.
(April 29, 2011 at 4:36 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Void has a very sarcastic, biting, and hot sense of humor. I like it.
April 29, 2011 at 4:40 pm (This post was last modified: April 29, 2011 at 4:44 pm by Emporion.)
(April 29, 2011 at 7:42 am)Gawdzilla Wrote:
(April 29, 2011 at 7:39 am)Emporion Wrote:
(April 29, 2011 at 7:32 am)Gawdzilla Wrote:
(April 29, 2011 at 7:26 am)Emporion Wrote:
(April 29, 2011 at 7:03 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: Question. If atheism is a religion, wouldn't the priests and priestesses necessarily have to be naked?
Why?
No god, no dogma, no creed, no pants.
How is pants related to religion specifically.....Oh, I get it. You want to have sex in church. That just might make the review process.
Temple prostitutes have a long history. In the US we migrated that to political offices.
Ok, the nakedness of the priests and priestesses are in:
Godology, An atheistic religion where you must accept Science as your Lord and Savior. Some scientists died over saving our unshakable faith in Science. To become a follower of Science, you must have blind faith that the core premise(the generic God, not to be confused with the Christian deity called by the same name), for all religions which exist, is true "God exists.". All priests and priestesses have to be naked, or else no Scientist can have sex.
(April 29, 2011 at 4:43 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: didn't mean it QUITE that way, but don't tell him either/or - he's arrogant enough.
This may be a pointless detail, but I think he can read. Besides, I suppose a sense of humor can be sexy.
Off-topic story ahead: One day I was filling up at the gas station on my way to one of the restaurants for which I cooked. I was walking toward the building to pay the dude at the same time this cute guy was walking toward the building. I had never seen the guy in my life, but we both looked over at each other, smiled and started racing toward the door. It was the funniest random moment of my life. That guy was awesome and hot for his willingness to race a random chick in a chef's uniform through the parking lot of a gas station.
April 29, 2011 at 4:52 pm (This post was last modified: April 29, 2011 at 4:58 pm by Emporion.)
(April 29, 2011 at 4:43 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(April 29, 2011 at 4:37 pm)Shell B Wrote: Hot sense of humor? You horny Jew.
didn't mean it QUITE that way, but don't tell him either/or - he's arrogant enough.
You seriously think I couldn't see straight through all of that porn interest? I'm not an atheist for no reason. You, on the other hand, are a religionist. Do you realize how much dirt I already have on you? I'll even prove it to you if you ask me, something you can't really get out a religionist, other than cheap excuses.
@ Shell. How dare you talk behind my back. btw the straw-man speculation can be an argument, in an assumption atmosphere.
(April 29, 2011 at 4:49 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(April 29, 2011 at 4:48 pm)Emporion Wrote: science≠atheism.
Please refer to your initial post. You brought atheism into the equation.
April 29, 2011 at 4:54 pm (This post was last modified: April 29, 2011 at 4:56 pm by thesummerqueen.)
(April 29, 2011 at 4:47 pm)Shell B Wrote: This may be a pointless detail, but I think he can read. Besides, I suppose a sense of humor can be sexy.
I'm purposely checking to see if he's paying attention. Are you, Mr. Logic?
And a sense of humor IS sexy. Half the reason I'm dating my "Victorian man" (as you so wittily dubbed him) is because the first night we met I left with an aching stomach from laughing.
(April 29, 2011 at 4:47 pm)Shell B Wrote: Off-topic story ahead: One day I was filling up at the gas station on my way to one of the restaurants for which I cooked. I was walking toward the building to pay the dude at the same time this cute guy was walking toward the building. I had never seen the guy in my life, but we both looked over at each other, smiled and started racing toward the door. It was the funniest random moment of my life. That guy was awesome and hot for his willingness to race a random chick in a chef's uniform through the parking lot of a gas station.
Hot guys with a sense of humor make this world all the more bearable. That's hilarious.
(April 29, 2011 at 4:52 pm)Emporion Wrote: You seriously think I couldn't see straight through all of that porn interest? I'm not an atheist for no reason.
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didn't mean it QUITE that way, but don't tell him either/or - he's arrogant enough. 
Besides, I suppose a sense of humor can be sexy. 