God is no longer a Myth

[Shell B]

the straw-man speculation can be an argument, in an assumption atmosphere.

I didn't make any assumptions.

Where? Science, Godology?

No.

I've converted into Godology. It's the atheistic religion where you must accept Science as your Lord and Savior.

[Emporion]

Well, where is it?

[Shell B]

Look above.

[Autumnlicious]

Look down!

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Now look at Mr. Frying Pan!

[Shell B]

Off-topic story ahead: One day I was filling up at the gas station on my way to one of the restaurants for which I cooked. I was walking toward the building to pay the dude at the same time this cute guy was walking toward the building. I had never seen the guy in my life, but we both looked over at each other, smiled and started racing toward the door. It was the funniest random moment of my life. That guy was awesome and hot for his willingness to race a random chick in a chef's uniform through the parking lot of a gas station.

Hot guys with a sense of humor make this world all the more bearable. That's hilarious.

If only I could find my gas station hero. *sigh*

[Emporion]

there's already a "scientific" parody of Christianity...and Tom Cruise promotes it.

Name calling is not logic(Mr. Logic) and Tom Cruse is an ignorant bastard for ignoring science and critical thinking.

[thesummerqueen]

[starts singing "Holding Out for a Hero"]

[theVOID]

I just think he is wasting his time.

What, should I have said? "Wow Emporion, a parody religion, that's so original! I've never seen anything like it - And making a scientific religion? Genius! I bet everyone's going to get in on this!"

Do you want a medal?

I don't deliberately go to a smoking forum to tell people how bad it is to smoke.

And this is analogous why?

I have better things to do with my time than diverge into useless things.

like creating parody religions and then whining like a little girl when someone dismisses it? I gave you a single line, look at what you've written. Seems like your whining wastes more time, doesn't it?

Or is that why he is called TheVoid with Bertrand Russell as his avatar? Now that makes no sense at all.

Doesn't make any sense?

1. I love the concepts of voids, the largest areas in the universe are complete vacuums, the quantum void between the constituents of atoms, the idea that these things, as close to 'nothing' as anything we know, are teeming with potential.

2. Bertrand Russel is my favorite philosopher, that is why I've got him as my avatar.

Does that make sense now Emporion, or do I have to write it in the form of some incoherent riddle?

Oh, so Void is your alter-ego? How do you know he does that? I find porn a bit mentally intrusive, but I'm like 10 yrs. from when I'll probably want to do it, which is mostly why I stay away from it.

You think the Queen and I are the same?



10 years from wanting to masturbate? How old are you, 6?

Have any ideas for my parity improvement?

Spell parody correctly?

[thesummerqueen]

there's already a "scientific" parody of Christianity...and Tom Cruise promotes it.

Name calling is not logic(Mr. Logic) and Tom Cruse is an ignorant bastard for ignoring science and critical thinking.

"Mr. Logic" is a joke between Void and I, thanks so much, and I want to punch the TV whenever I see Tom Cruise. I'm sorry we're not getting the point of your parody, but it seems about as useless as Void's initial response deemed it to be.

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You think the Queen and I are the same?

Damn straight - I'm way sexier than you.

[Emporion]

Look above.

I posted before you added it in.

What? You can't take a joke like that? I fucking know atheism is not a religion.