and then again we might all wind up married to Joseph Smith . . .

The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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and then again we might all wind up married to Joseph Smith . . .
![]() The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Hmm. So, a threesome? Been there done that, they rarely work out as well as porn stars would have you believe...
But seriously, thank you for the answer. I was curious how that would be handled. Things are a lot more like they used to be, than they are now. ![]() (July 22, 2016 at 4:17 pm)Lek Wrote:(July 22, 2016 at 12:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: In the Abrahamic scenario, I know for a fact that I'd end up afflicted with heaven. It would be the single most cruel punishment a sick deity could possibly do to me. Wow, that's actually worse. I'd rather take my threescore-and-ten (not literally, necessarily) and then hand my seat over to the next generation. I'm not so selfish as to want more life than I'm budgeted. And if our old friend Troy 'Mininal [sic] Facts' Brooks is anything to go by - amd please don't tell me he is, because I don't want to live in that reality - the New Earth is going to be Mars. Nope, not some terraformed colony; raw, oxided, CO2-breathing Mars.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
"How long, O how long will mankind worship a book? How long will they grovel in the dust before the ignorant legends of the barbaric past? How long, O how long will they pursue phantoms in a darkness deeper than death?" - Ingersoll 1874
142 years and still counting....
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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