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Fundies Will Be Shitting Bricks
#91
RE: Fundies Will Be Shitting Bricks
(May 4, 2011 at 6:36 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: [hide] [quote='orogenicman' pid='129316' dateline='1303276885']

So you pretty much just said, "No you're wrong because you just are". Nicely done. Only problem is that a guy putting all the animals of the world on a giant boat to survive a worldwide flood is a vastly more plausible story than any abiogenesis story to date. It's ok, don't cry.

Yes, a wooden boat held together by rope and pegs containing the estimated 1.7 to 1.9 million species in the world for a year.

Very plausible........

ROFLOLROFLOLROFLOL
BTW, during a flood which according to the biblical time timeline happend about 2450bce, but which went completely un-noticed by ALL the major civilizations extant at the time.
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#92
RE: Fundies Will Be Shitting Bricks
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#93
RE: Fundies Will Be Shitting Bricks
Quote:Only problem is that a guy putting all the animals of the world on a giant boat to survive a worldwide flood is a vastly more plausible story than any abiogenesis story to date.

There is really no other way to say this. You are a fucking moron.
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#94
RE: Fundies Will Be Shitting Bricks
Why are you guys still allowing your time to be wasted by this moron?? HuhHuh
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#95
RE: Fundies Will Be Shitting Bricks
I usually ignore the asshole but there are times when he says something SO STUPID that I just have to tell him off.

Besides, for retirees time is cheap.
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#96
RE: Fundies Will Be Shitting Bricks
(May 5, 2011 at 11:34 am)Chuck Wrote: Why are you guys still allowing your time to be wasted by this moron?? HuhHuh

Because God wants us to.
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#97
RE: Fundies Will Be Shitting Bricks
(May 5, 2011 at 7:09 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(May 4, 2011 at 6:36 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: [hide] [quote='orogenicman' pid='129316' dateline='1303276885']

So you pretty much just said, "No you're wrong because you just are". Nicely done. Only problem is that a guy putting all the animals of the world on a giant boat to survive a worldwide flood is a vastly more plausible story than any abiogenesis story to date. It's ok, don't cry.

Yes, a wooden boat held together by rope and pegs containing the estimated 1.7 to 1.9 million species in the world for a year.

Very plausible........

ROFLOLROFLOLROFLOL
BTW, during a flood which according to the biblical time timeline happend about 2450bce, but which went completely un-noticed by ALL the major civilizations extant at the time.

Holy SHIT Walldork is fucking stupid!
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(May 5, 2011 at 11:34 am)Chuck Wrote: Why are you guys still allowing your time to be wasted by this moron?? HuhHuh

Well, currently the fool is funny to laugh at if you are talking about Waldork.

If you are talking about MDK, then I agree..he should have been banned a week ago.
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#98
RE: Fundies Will Be Shitting Bricks
(May 5, 2011 at 5:48 am)FaithNoMore Wrote:
(May 4, 2011 at 6:36 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: Only problem is that a guy putting all the animals of the world on a giant boat to survive a worldwide flood is a vastly more plausible story than any abiogenesis story to date. It's ok, don't cry.
Actually the only thing your dumbass fairy-tale is more probable than is Lord Xenu dropping hydrogen bombs.

That and abiogenesis. You possess far more blind faith than I do.





Actually he didn't have to take all the species aboard, but even if he did it would be more plausible than guessing a 5000 digit pin number on your first try which is the probability of abiogenesis ever happening. It's ok to have blind faith, I just think you have a bit too much of it.





Actually I am not stupid at all; my career and schooling demonstrate that. You just don't really have any valid logical response to my points so you resort to ad hominem. If this were a scored debate you'd be done at that point.
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#99
RE: Fundies Will Be Shitting Bricks
(May 5, 2011 at 3:29 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: Actually he didn't have to take all the species aboard, but even if he did it would be more plausible than guessing a 5000 digit pin number on your first try which is the probability of abiogenesis ever happening. It's ok to have blind faith, I just think you have a bit too much of it.

Could you show your calculation demonstrating that the probability of abiogenesis is 1 in 10^5000 please?
Galileo was a man of science oppressed by the irrational and superstitious. Today, he is used by the irrational and superstitious who claim they are being oppressed by science - Mark Crislip
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RE: Fundies Will Be Shitting Bricks
(May 5, 2011 at 11:55 am)Minimalist Wrote: Besides, for retirees time is cheap.

But think of the opportunity cost. You could have successfully taught the entire body of modern physics to the scum between your dog's toes a thousand times over in the same amount of time it would take you to locate one neuron in the moron's brain stem that hasn't been completely embalmed in fermented bible juice!

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