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#11
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May 17, 2011 at 9:27 am
(May 16, 2011 at 11:49 am)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Humor is the work of the Devil!

well then the devil's hilarious.

Not a big surprise though. The devil always has the best shit! Big Grin
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#12
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May 17, 2011 at 11:14 pm
The devil invented the blues and rock and rolololololololol. I can only hope I get to go to hell when I die if that's where good music came from.
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#13
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May 18, 2011 at 11:01 am
Better than listening to all that crappy gospel and *puke* Christian rock.

"You're not making Christianity better, you're making rock worse!" - Hank Hill
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#14
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May 18, 2011 at 11:12 am
ooooh oooh ohh! I've got a good one!


Jesus was an asshole.
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#15
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May 18, 2011 at 12:03 pm
I don't know about that.. But his followers sure made him one Tongue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#16
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May 18, 2011 at 6:51 pm
(May 18, 2011 at 11:12 am)Napoleon666 Wrote: Jesus was an asshole.

Because he was always spewing shit?
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#17
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May 19, 2011 at 12:33 pm
(May 18, 2011 at 6:51 pm)FaithNoMore Wrote:
(May 18, 2011 at 11:12 am)Napoleon666 Wrote: Jesus was an asshole.

Because he was always spewing shit?

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#18
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May 19, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Jesus was gay:

He never got married or had a girlfriend.
He lived with 12 other guys who apparently never got married or had girlfriends.
He loved Peter.
He turned water into mai tais (OK I just made that one up).
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May 20, 2011 at 12:03 am
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