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Jesus was...
May 12, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Jesus was Mexican
His name was Jesus.
He didn't have a permanent address.
He always lived with 12 other people.
He was pretty good at getting across water.
Jesus was black
He liked Gospel.
He called everyone "brother."
He was harassed by the authorities.
He couldn't get a fair trial.
Jesus was Jewish
He went into his father's business.
His mother thought he was God.
He thought his mother was a virgin.
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RE: Jesus was...
May 14, 2011 at 4:15 pm
Jesus was Irish
He never married
He always told stories
He loved to be outdoors
Jesus was Italian
He gesticulated while talking
He drank wine during his meals
He used lots of olive oil
Jesus came from California
He founded a new religion
He never cut his hair
He walked around without shoes
Jesus was a woman
He had to feed lots of people on a short notice, even though there wasn't any food
He tried to get heard in a group of men, who didn't understand anything
Even when he was dead he had to get up, because there was still so much work to do
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Jesus was...
May 14, 2011 at 4:21 pm
Why are we making statements about somebody who never existed? My pet rock is black, because I glued an afro on him.
Live every day as if already dead, that way you're not disappointed when you are.
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RE: Jesus was...
May 14, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Jesus was an American Politician.
He stuck his nose in everybody else's business.
He told everyone they'ed be happier if they'ed just submit to his way of life.
He advocated killing and than condemned others for doing just that.
After he died people started realizing how much damage he'd done.
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RE: Jesus was...
May 14, 2011 at 8:34 pm
Yeah if fundies can keep going on and on about Harry Potter, what's wrong with making fun of Jesus?
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RE: Jesus was...
May 16, 2011 at 11:44 am
It's funny, though, how most Christians don't have much of a sense of humor when it comes to their religion. Why did God create humor, then?
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RE: Jesus was...
May 16, 2011 at 11:49 am
Humor is the work of the Devil!
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