Crystal Children. Americans are droll...

[Asmodee]

Now I have to know, are there exercises I can do or something to make my junk look really huge in my aura? Can I get, maybe, a tight fighting aura and drop a potato aura down the front or something?

[Crossless2.0]

Now I have to know, are there exercises I can do or something to make my junk look really huge in my aura?  Can I get, maybe, a tight fighting aura and drop a potato aura down the front or something?

It can be done, but you have to be very careful. Get the auras crossed, and you'll end up with mashed junk down the front and a potato for a brain.

See Lil Rick as an example of how not to do it.

[mediocrates]

"Crystal children are children who have a crystal-colored aura..."

I read that and was compelled to find out what color, exactly, a crystal happens to be... Then I found this:

https://www.crystalvaults.com/crystal-colors-explained



"The realization that color has influence over the human mind is as old as recorded history. What is difficult is to separate out the fact from the fiction"    - not really

"We see “red” when angry, and red inspires us to action. We are “blue” when sad. Yellow warms us. Green slows us down both mentally and physically."    - feeling green here

"The fundamental meanings of colors have been present in the wisdom of all cultures ... the research of today’s practitioners of biology, biochemistry, and physics, we can sort truth from fiction."

"Based on extensive research in both the history and tradition of talismans  ... we now know the real, natural effects of gemstone, crystal and mineral color influence rays."